Ndung’u Kariuki

"Utakunywa nini mkubwa?" "Nipee Room Surcharge mbili baridi."

Now I get why homa imekuwa imenikalia

Acha tuone finals ya mafans. Hiyo ya Sunday ni script.

Uzuri ya kuishi Rongai 😂😂

Listened to the guy behind Tsavo, a trained and renowned architect. Alisema hakuna kazi ngumu kama ya professionals and especially in the construction industry. 1. RUDE CLIENTS 2. Underpaid, Delayed or NO payments 3. Prolonged projects that even the fees are diluted.

@TheAthleticFC Why stop at 64? Just invite all 211 FIFA nations. Let’s have a 9-month World Cup hosted across 45 different countries. Think of the broadcast revenue! Who cares if the players' legs literally snap in half by December as long as FIFA executives get their yacht money. Games gone.

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Beautiful piece

Elfu ine ukitoa mia unabaki aje na -1000

Yenyewe there will never be a costlier election like this one in Ol Kalou. Mpaka wanapewa loafers mbichi walahi. Za Box. This is unheard of.

Arjen Robben of acting, always cutting in and he'll always put it top bins

One of the videos that has made Kasongo to make IEBC punish Kipipiri Mp Wanjiku Muhia Wanaona hii kichwa inauma "This is Kahia Village in Ol Kalou. The lorries carrying electricity poles from the government have just arrived. It must be a miracle that by Monday, the electricity will have been installed."' - MP Wanjiku Muhia The drivers delivering the poles are saying, "Sisi tuko kazi. Tukimaliza, tunarudi Wantam."

"...and Dembélé makes it 2–0 against Morocco." Dembélé's wife when he gets home:

Better sleep, more productive mornings in the weekend

Vivo Fashion Group doing 1 billion in revenue is insane. I hardly see traffic on their shops

@Mr_Ceyram And it will be a banger and we'll still watch it. 🤣

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

🚨🎙️Xabi Alonso: “I’ve made one thing very clear to every player in this squad: if you don’t want to play for Chelsea, the door is open. Anyone who wants to leave will be sold before the transfer window closes. I only want players who are ready to fight for this badge, give everything on the pitch, and put the club above themselves. So don’t be surprised if you see a lot of players leaving this transfer window. We’re building a team full of players who are committed to Chelsea and willing to give everything for this club.”

Read the article and the way this works is that members of the US women’s team each apparently get like $260 K USD because the men’s team made the Round of 16 Even though they didn’t play

@DrewPavlou I mean, why not just split the men's prize money with everyone in the country? They did as much to earn it as the women's team...

@TheLeonMutoka @Ohta_Ryota @dexxe @ArchieMasha @kimeuvick 5yrs for a 2.2T project. Half our annual budget. Hapa mniweke kwa Maombi na pia Wantam atuache.

Kenyans with Chemical and Petroleum Engineering Degrees, upon learning Dangote is to open a 2T refinery in Kenya...

i knew i wasn’t hallucinating😂