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@psych_biscuits I do too but it gets tricky when we’re sharing a patient and an OR 😂

@Emaperidol I just ignore surgery

It’s me and the anesthesiologist vs. the surgeon, as always

@pop_mycology 😂😂😂😂😂

*me, a non-doctor with no doctors in my immediate family, logging onto twitter once a year* "Oh my god. It's match day, isn't it. Oh God, oh my god."

@bpcmd1 Even worse: both

@Emaperidol For me, it would be a hospital administrator.

The only way my child can truly be a disappointment to me is if s/he became a medical doctor

@PoleDoctress Need

Obsessed with this shirt

This doesn’t make me scared that Iran is going to bomb me it makes me scared the US is going to bomb me and blame it on Iran

@JoeDesiderio @LJTafeMD Clicked on your linked in and says I need to sign up so I can’t see what you are, but from the info I’ve gathered you seem to be a wire, connecting stuff? … sheesh, if only there was a way to get all your correct info in 5 sec - oh, wait

@LJTafeMD Sheesh, it’s not like they could just look on some professional networking platform and get all your correct info in 5 sec - oh, wait.

This feels like a micro aggression. Everyone else on the list was titled correctly. I am a Professor and a Director of a section but really just “pathology”!?

@Granulomak Nourrrrrr come on 😂

@Emaperidol 0.5

omg this title, this paper

Going to clinic to write notes while the world is on fire no that’s fine I’m fine this is great

Si hombre, que van a desplegar los cazas de la skin prestigio del pase de batalla caro Va en serio esto

يا رب قاعدين يعدوا اسماء الدول اللي متأهلة لكأس العالم

@SPuro88 Ughhh can he take his bad karma elsewhere pls 😂

Let’s talk about karma. An ER doc who worked with my wife that was being fired for being terrible but supposed to work his last shift last night. Didn’t show up, left my wife alone w solo coverage. Saw on his wife’s fb that they were going to vacation & now stuck in Doha airport.

Don’t start WW3 now, Arsenal is so close

@drrdemon It’s the go to route for burnt out physicians, see you there in a light 15er

Does it sound sus for a pediatric surgeon to suddenly retire and then open a hormone, weight loss, and wellness clinic offering IV vitamin and peptide infusions? Because it sure does to me

I thought I knew burnout but I didn’t realize there are LEVELS

Last patient of the day no showed so I got to leave an hour early but then found that I have a flat tire and it took an hour to go get it changed so I guess that’s fine

@VariantLymph Oh got it, I work in a community hospital too but end up managing APS as heme/onc…but probably because we don’t have rheum!

@Emaperidol idk what standard of care is, but rheum eventually weighed in and said unlikely CAPS. for context, this was in a community (non-tertiary care) hospital

i’d personally try to transfer out a case of suspected seronegative catastrophic APS without hospital rheumatology coverage, but what do i know

Your average primary care provider makes $250,000 per year for a career that took them 20 years to get. Relax.