Emem Essien

Building a career in Tech 💻 Focused on communication, support, and growth. #WomenInTech #SoftTechLife

@StfuSmog You’re very silly

This mid babe asked me to post her picture on my status cuz it’s her birthday, I posted it for “only her” to see. 😂 💔 I think she wants to hit on me. She likes me😭💔. I can’t do mid girls. God forbid.

@jayhemz They’re the eyes of management 😭

HR should be the least paid in most organisations.

@Osinachi_W 😭I don’t want to touch it

Admiring your complete salary for a couple of hours before putting it through trials and tribulations. >>>>>>>>>>

@iamfadekemi_ No SSS1. My gmail is frequently checked

Gmail and abandon in the same sentence?? Be like you still dey 100l

@brain_okoli @theglobalmarvie @cowrywise @iinvestng Downloaded cowrywise.

First daughters, download @cowrywise or @iinvestng we are starting our class soon. We must all learn about money.

@Msmenalicious It was all that please

The Meatpie was not all that sha..

@MrMekzy_ Likeee fr 😩

I’m convinced that the persons who used to make Mr Biggs meat pie in our childhood days all agreed to die together with the recipe.

@ehisssss Leave us like that 😂

nobody: absolutely nobody: 😂 girls with very full and long hair when you compliment them: "i want to even cut it"

@cowrywise Welcome back Ope

I’m backkkkkk.

@jayhemz @moniepointng Read through all your tweets and truly appreciate how you gave proof that there are lots of talents still.

While I bring a close to the "@moniepointng crusades," because this week is going to be really busy for me, just want to say I've contributed my mettle to the "talent gap" and related issues, in Nigeria, both as a trainer, an advocate, and a manager, and I know what I've seen in terms of quality of talent within the Nigerian talent ecosystem. In the first cohort of the Microsoft Leap program, I saw ladies who came in as noobs and studied unrelated topics like Biochemistry, arguing Network Subnetting by the 3rd week of training. Within 2 years, most of them were made Leads and Seniors in the companies they were placed at. Several of them relocated outside the country obviously because employers here didn't see or value their worth. Whether you have a huge following or not, but especially if you do, understand that being the pillar and ladder to those coming after you is the lowest hanging fruit to cement your name in the annals of posterity. I'm not expecting Tosin to apologize, but I'm hoping he reconsiders his statements, and I hope every other Technical Leader in this country have the mindset to elevate young minds and talents who are not the cause of their present predicaments, but use their existing platforms and resources to prune and elevate perhaps unpolished diamonds in the ecosystem. Ciao!

@adaezennaji_ The difference is clear. You’re doing great

Looks like my hair is shorter, meanwhile it’s because I now have distance between my head and neck. Oh chim! 😭😭😭 I have worked harddd, dw.

@magdalene_jo Mbakara

Never ever ending 💜💜. I miss wearing braids, but still haven't run out of creative ways to keep my hair looking good.

@Nazannwa Because most people rather glorify what is wrong than what is right.

lmfao. actually, I fuck with this. if people can talk about their sexual escapades, why can't people talk about their non sexual escapades? why does it always bite you people when someone say they aren't sexually active? 😭🤚

@daniel_udeme @Toriaa__a @IamEriOluwa No the Bible is very clear on what we should and shouldn’t do. You don’t tell God how you want to relate with him he tells you.

@Toriaa__a @IamEriOluwa The way you understand your Bible and even the way you chose to relate with "God" as a Christian could be different from how your neighbor chooses. Moreover, everyone should just do what works for them. You don't have to cohabit, just don't demonize it cos you don't.

If both of you are genuine Christians who abstain from premarital sex, you won’t have to worry about sex in marriage at all. You’ll be fully content with whatever your spouse has to offer, because neither of you will have unrealistic expectations shaped by past experiences. Only people whose sexual meters have already been broken...by multiple partners or premarital hookup would look at what you bring to the marriage bed and call it "too low."

@Oma_GuGu Congratulations 🎊🎈

Grad Grad 👩‍🎓 on Asooke jacket ☺️🥰

every time i see “please send a video explaining why you’d be a perfect fit for this position,” i quietly close the application tab and move on with my life.

@Freyy_is Fr, the can’t be real.

@MrOlibaba Men BBL how?😂🤣

I will never use my HMO only when I'm sick. My company HR had a session at work with us, they opened our eyes to what we stand to benefit with our HMO plans. The company has spent millions on our HMO. Individual plans, family coverage, everything. Then they said if we don’t use it, that investment is gone. I’ve already signed up for my monthly gym sessions. Done one spa session, one more to go. I completed a massage too, still have another pending. Did dental care, scaling, polishing, even whitening. I’m intentionally going for the ones that actually cost money outside. If they had BBL for men inside the package, I won’t lie, I would have considered it. Na my money oh, I go use am.

@brain_okoli Amen 🥹

If you’re a first daughter , I pray you make it in life🤲🏻

@Aje_Dynamicz Oh chim 😂🤣.

I decided to give love another trial and this woman decides to turn this chat to an interview 😩 You could have sent me google form nah 🙂‍↔️ She didn’t even allow me land well I think I need to focus on my kids more 😤