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@HackneyAbbott What are you doing? 🤦🏽‍♀️

Keir Starmer now saying that rural communities are in his DNA. Bet he did not say that when he was running for Holborn and St Pancras.

@NoContextUSA 10 years from now this memory will resurface and he'll cringe himself awake

@Rick83420440 @3coursebis

@BBCNews So they can believe all the bollocks in the bible, but believing their all mighty, all seeing, all knowing cloud-being doesn't have a penis? That's a step too far 🙄

Wednesday's Mail: "Now even God could be going gender neutral" #BBCPapers #TomorrowsPapersToday bbc.in/3jMQKSJ

@fesshole The ick I just experienced was so strong, it reverberated up my family tree

At the age of nearly 50 I regard it as a badge of honour that I've never ironed a single item of clothing. My wife seamlessly took over from mum in this department.

@AyoCaesar Would never have got that, even with a million guesses 🤦🏽‍♀️

I bet you can’t guess what this is in response to.

@freepieanchips @Capellarec @LBC 1. This isnt the Gotcha you think it is since the rest of us aren't employed by and paid for by the tax payers. 2. Stick to trump rallies Goober, this doesn't concern you

@Capellarec @LBC How much do you pay to charitable causes then?

Matt Hancock gives less than 5% of his eye-watering £320k I'm A Celebrity fee to charity lbc.co.uk/news/matt-hanc…

@PietPanga @SirStevoTimothy Flexing another man's car? Extremely Common Tater-Tot L

@SirStevoTimothy What colour is your Bugatti?

Imagine letting a lad with that skull shape and jawline convince you that he is superior to you in any way.

@JoJoFromJerz The Beatles songs are awful. Most of their lyrics couldve been written by a 10yr old

What is your most unpopular musical opinion?

@DrProudman For "She ain't ready" read "She too old"

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

Was seriously romantically involved with another woman for a few years and my wife found out. They talked on the telephone and ,surprisingly, got along & became friends. Now they're in a book club together and text every day - meanwhile I've never felt more lonesome.

@3coursebis @WelshDalaiLama 🤣

@Emi_Kella @WelshDalaiLama

P̶i̶v̶a̶c̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ PIVAC IN 👍

@ElectionMapsUK @YouGov RT is gonna be so pissed

Welsh Westminster Voting Intention: LAB: 51% (+5) CON: 18% (-5) PLC: 13% (-2) RFM: 8% (+3) LDM: 4% (-1) GRN: 4% (+1) Via @YouGov, 25 Nov - 1 Dec. Changes w/ 20-22 Sep.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Just being a cvnt doesn't qualify you to have an opinion on abortion

@Nigel_Farage Meanwhile the Brits abroad scene twitter.com/goldenbrown234…

This was last night in London. God help us.

@MattHancock @imacelebrity

Huge thank you to everyone who has voted Matt through to the final of @ImACelebrity 🙏 Votes are now open, so #VoteMatt for King of the Jungle👑 📱5x on the #ImACeleb app 📞Call 𝟔𝟒𝟒 𝟐𝟒 𝟏𝟏 #TeamMatt

@ehinch01 @elianwilliams3 @imacelebrity @miketindall13 He deserves to be left in that jungle after everyone else has packed up and fucked off. The guy is a selfish slimy little dweeb. The public are idiots for falling for his BS

@elianwilliams3 @imacelebrity @miketindall13 He deserves it

Mike has been the Camp dad, offering a shoulder to cry on and his award-winning hugs. 🤗 His striking budgie smugglers will go down in Camp history, but it's time for @MikeTindall13 to leave the Jungle #ImACeleb

@MattHighton @3coursebis

I put Mr Blobby in the end of Rogue One instead of Darth Vader. I think this might be my masterpiece.