Emily Elizabeth

Please don’t text me I’m watching videos of glass bottles rolling down the stairs

This is sending me 😭

chicago “foodie” accounts when they haven’t recommended a west loop restaurant for five minutes

pumpkin spice espresso martini i’m speaking it into existence

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why can’t i find the “the astronomical inside of this volume is bus” video 😫😤

The Bear (2022)

there should have been a broad city episode where they rode in the cash cab

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

when the pepperoni on your pizza shrivels up into little cups… wtf is that about

@KatieAnneGriff Oh my god

bitches be like “omg skims dupe🤭” and it’s just a white tshirt

i understand disappearing hair ties and bobby pins but where the fuck did all my claw clips go

those instagram videos where they aggressively dip food into dipping sauce and the sauce overflows…yeah 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️

taylor swift after you lift her feet off the ground and spin her around:

I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy bitch with one eye shut"

hot girls eat mcdonald’s breakfast burritos

I miss the rush. The glass in my thumb

iPhone screens just don’t crack like they used to

maturing is realizing carrie bradshaw was the villain of her own story