Emma Schmitz

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Emma Schmitz

@EmmaBillerbeck

~ Buy a man eat fish, He day, Teach fish man to a lifetime ~ Graphic Designer & UX/UI Designer | UNI Diving Alum

Des Moines, IA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Emma Schmitz
Emma Schmitz@EmmaBillerbeck·
Tonight I was at a gas station buying beer. The cashier asks for my ID, TRIPLE checks it, shakes his head, gives it back to me and goes “You need a better fake. I’ll let it slide this time but next time this won’t work” ...I am a 25 year old woman
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Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻
The Taco Bell slander must come to an end. Taco Bell has been there for me so many times over the years and not once has it ever given me diarrhea. Your "Taco Bell gives you diarrhea" takes are hackneyed and dumb. Cheesy Gordita crunch is a gift from the gods
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shoe
shoe@shoe0nhead·
ai food gives me the same feeling i get when i look at a cluster of holes. trypophobia ass shit. literally the complete opposite of appetizing. if i see this eldritch horror outside your store i am turning 360 degrees and walking away
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Grant Bilse
Grant Bilse@WiscoGrant·
I don't think adjusting our clocks twice a year to best maximize daylight is a big deal at all
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Tyler Roney
Tyler Roney@TylerJRoney·
Unpopular opinion: I’d take a below zero wind chill over a 100 degree day with the humidity anytime.
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vids that go hard
vids that go hard@vidsthatgohard·
It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂
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Wemby Central
Wemby Central@WembyCentral·
I don’t care if USMNT has some crazy rivalry with Mexico. I’m not rooting for fucking England on Fourth of July weekend
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Jonathan Berk
Jonathan Berk@berkie1·
I would take this over 100F and humid any day. ☃️
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Hater Report
Hater Report@HaterReport·
USA TO THE WORLD: “IT’S CALLED SOCCER!!!!” 🇺🇸
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Dr. Ransom
Dr. Ransom@TheDrRansom·
As someone who struggles with timeliness I admit it's a character flaw. No excuses. What I bristle at is the assumption that it necessarily comes from a "lack of respect" for other people's time. If that were the case I wouldn't feel so much guilt about it. Maybe it's a respect issue for some but the fact is that, believe it or not, most of the time it's not actually about you. And honestly, it's kind of narcissistic to assume that it is.
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