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MEN….for your health and growth stop eating pussy

A girl I know stopped texting her avoidant boyfriend first. Not as a test. Not because she was angry. She was just busy with work. Three days passed. Then a week. Then two. Eventually she realized something terrifying: The relationship only moved when she pushed it forward.

One of my cats believes she's a dog and will only hang out with them. She also drinks their water instead of the ones her sisters drink

1 vs 7 and he cleared the entire deck. Absolutely wild. 😳👇"

gotta smoke my silly lil weed so i dont smoke this silly lil bitch😤

Babydaddy: " what's the Baby need?" Babymama: "A new daddy" 🤣🤣

People remember kindness, but they also remember who kicked them when they were already down.

If Tampons are basic healthcare and should be free for women, then Beer is a basic mental health and should be free for men. Change my mind or are we only subsidizing one gender's monthly survival needs now?

Seems bad that "well off urbanite with ADHD and mild social anxiety" has become synonymous in online discourse with "disabled person"

Narcissistic men hate women because their momma made them feel hated or inferior yet they seek attention from women to fill the void momma left in them.

"You let your cat in your bed" I'd let my cat borrow my car

@naughty_mercyy @BigBirdfyx A woman should be satisfied with whatever she gets from her man not forcing him pussy eating

@Emmasoncreat @BigBirdfyx How am I supposed to orgasm if men stop eating pusssyy 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

MEN….for your health and growth stop eating pussy

In this space we’ve built together, there is nothing you need to hide. Tell me the things you’re most afraid to say out loud. Show me the mistakes, the regrets, the parts of yourself you’ve buried away. I’ll hold them in my hands, look at them honestly, and still choose to stay.

The older I get, the more I see why God wants us to depend on Him first. Humans will disappoint you every time.

i'll respect you more if you tell me what it really is instead of lying to me

my friend works in fashion. i set her up with one of my tech homies. this is how it went.

Getting paid every two weeks for anything under $10,000 is literally a joke.

Mojo Jojo was the most rational character in Townsville. He was the only one questioning why a grown man created three superpowered little girls and unleashed them on the city.

someone is somewhere now fucking a nigga Ass 😂😂and it sounding like two iron joined together

My ex-boyfriend broke up with me because he said I was “too emotional” and that he needed space. Fine. Three months later, he texted me saying he missed me and wanted to talk. By then I’d moved on and started dating someone else. I politely told him I wasn’t interested. He started calling and texting constantly. When I stopped responding, he posted online that I was bitter and couldn’t get over him. Instead of arguing, I screenshotted the messages where he begged me to take him back and posted them under his post. Within an hour he deleted everything. Now mutual friends say I should’ve handled it privately because I embarrassed him publicly. My response? He publicly lied about me first. 

1280 $ on a World Cup draw? 🫣 Czechia vs South Africa is going to be an absolute war tonight. #FifiWorldCup