Emily PossEm, Internet Archaeologist

My favorite thing is people going onto my page to find something to insult but all they find are opossums and so they have to try and make some connection between liking opossum pictures and whatever point they were trying to make.

@Alioo86 @tylerduran21 @interesting_aIl Real life, famously lacking in artistic style and vision 🫠

@tylerduran21 @interesting_aIl Because it looks ugly. Any semblance of artistic style or vision throne out the window. Looks like your average depressing city. Games can already look like this (the mod is the prove) Artist choose not to

Cyberpunk 2077 with photorealistic mods

@IvanRusso1998 @IronPineapple_ ...just like you can't ignore leveling in the base game and have a well balanced experience

@IronPineapple_ Yeah, but it has to be said that the Scadutree Blessings, are terrible game design, you are pretty much obliged to take them, or you can't really have a well balanced experience

I’ve been getting a vibe check on people’s reactions to the DLC, and the one thing I keep seeing is people underestimating the impact of Scadutree Blessings. These make a MASSIVE difference and you CAN come back later. No, you don’t need to kill the lion or Rellana at the start.

@kungfusteeze2 @IronPineapple_ You, uh, cannot actually "not explore and level up and do just fine" you will have no upgrade materials and no flask upgrade if you don't explore

@retrometroid @IronPineapple_ My gf is on ng+ and she's not had any real issues. She's even an Elden kiddy, never touched another fromsoft game. People literally just wanted to crush it in a day and move on.

@IronPineapple_ i keep seeing people complain about the difficulty and then go "im in ng+". wonder if the scaling is crazy.

@divintrial @IronPineapple_ Relevant username

@IronPineapple_ they made a game for everyone and no one is happy. they should have quit after dark souls 2 tbh

@nicksaris_ @Sylva_GameDev @IronPineapple_ "Balance" in this context does not mean that every weapon is equal and every boss is equal you fucking pillock

@Sylva_GameDev @IronPineapple_ Anyone familiar with From should also be aware of how insanely bad they are at balancing their games. Every from game has a huge disparity between the best and worst weapons and the hardest and easiest bosses. Why do we pretend this one single game is perfectly balanced?

@ENullino @Echoochoomander @Sylva_GameDev @IronPineapple_ Bosses do not scale with your blessing they scale with your level. Everything is equally strong regardless of your rune level, blessings are your "level" in the DLC.

@SavageSports_ @NY_Knux @IronPineapple_ I've noticed that mimic tear spends a lot of time sitting around. It feels like they severely limited its tokens in the..uh... two years since I'd played base game? Still having a great time, I just sometimes get a laugh when I die and my mimic is literally standing in a corner.

@NY_Knux @IronPineapple_ It’s working well for me right now

@Elementoid @digidevilkomori I stay around 120 so I know I've got people to randomly drop into co-op with when I feel like just playing some dark souls

@digidevilkomori my favorite part of elden ring is the entirely-community-created idea that "nooo you can't level above 150 because then your character would be too powerful :/"

@MNDarkfire At least you were smart enough to bail and block when you realized you couldn't read

@GothRuhan @FF2389 @brangeddon @TheQuiver_ Alright foh

I can’t believe in a time where Critical Role, Dimension 20 and Baldur’s Gate are thriving we let a creative, funny and whimsical Dungeons and Dragons movie flop We should all be ashamed

@tegiminis @ShimoriBun @GothRuhan @ScrubQuotesX No one said doctor is great you fucking snowflake, they said he isn't the worst killer in the game.

@ShimoriBun @GothRuhan @ScrubQuotesX This is reflected in his kill rate, where he cleans up against newbies and gets his clock cleaned against competent players. Sure, he makes stealth completely ineffective, but running him is so easy it doesn't really matter lol

i won [-guy who lost]

@hitlergem @Caunick0608 @HackermanTm You first, weirdo

@EmmyPossEm @Caunick0608 @HackermanTm hush troon lover

@we_arent_here @Nokidsnomoney5 @CerberusXt Hitchens would have literally chokeslammed you lmfao

@Nokidsnomoney5 @CerberusXt Should have gone to Specsavers.

We are currently here in the Lady Custodes discourse.

@we_arent_here @notguycecil @CerberusXt So you know nothing about 40k or custodes and are just being a culture war terrorist

@notguycecil @CerberusXt Most armies are made of men, because men make up the toughest members of society. That's not political, that's just a fact of nature. Politics is when you want to pretend that isn't true, for "equality", which is just ridiculous. Now 40K of course, took everything to extremes.

@we_arent_here @Eluvyel @MostPeculiariti @CerberusXt It makes you sound like a twat.

@Eluvyel @MostPeculiariti @CerberusXt I wasn't even trying to, my vocabulary is based on what comes into my head, I'm not scanning for what words "show everybody how smart they are", I write tweets as fast as I can type them. Authors I read have far more eloquent prose than me, maybe you're just in stupid company.

@we_arent_here @CerberusXt @doriath69 Women in the custodes does not ruin the hobby you weirdo drama queen.

@CerberusXt @doriath69 This is the same gatekeeping that 40K fans have been accused of in the past. Just admit at this point you hate people that enjoy preserving their hobby, and you enjoy seeing it ruined.

@Grummz No, grow up you manchild

Change it back. It's not a big deal, is it?

@ObscuredHero @HackermanTm It literally does though loser

@digidevilkomori French robot peak idgaf