Kevin Engelman

Happy Birthday @criterionchannl ! I thought I got in late, but it’s only been four years!

"There are many legitimate reasons to track Elon Musk's flight coordinates, for example to offer him ads more relevant to his interests"

I didn’t realize how much I would miss all the advertisers.

Powerful point by Liz Cheney on Fox News Sunday this morning: "It's not just me that's saying that Donald Trump is unfit for office. It's the other entities owned by Rupert Murdoch. It's the New York Post in their editorial on Friday. It's the Wall Street Journal." Say it, Liz!

@middleageriot “That’s no lady, that’s my wife!“

POLL: Who was the worst First Lady in history, and why was it Melania Trump?

@larrycharlesism You mean the same people that voted for Trump?

Do even the most rabid delusional republicans think Matt Gaetz or Madison Cawthorn or Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert are now or will ever be great leaders?

@LittleMissLizz Sounds like my kind of woman.

Currently more brisket & booze than woman.

@joncoopertweets Americans voted for two in a row: Obama and Trump.

Good question: would you vote for a Presidential candidate who's an athiest?

@criterionchannl Even Dwarfs Start Small [Herzog].

Hey you! Yes, you! Tell us your favorite film and we’ll give you a recommendation for something to watch on the Criterion Channel to celebrate our birthday. 🎂 criterionchannel.com/browse

@jimsciutto What’s Europe?

Question: how many people in the US are paying attention to the possibility of a war in Europe?

@colleen_eileen Yes, but only here in Massachusetts.

can i marry a cheese danish y or n

@austintylerro Mine goes to 11.

Was looking up something and came across this photo of the USS Arizona in 1924, pre-modernization. Can anyone tell me about the (maybe a) clock that only goes to 10? Never seen it and can't explain it. Naval historians go!

@DanSolovay Great, now I have to look up git.

For my money, this is the greatest tweet of all time.

@itsJeffTiedrich @lifesafeast You’ve confused pasta sauce with a bloody Mary. It happens.

@lifesafeast lemon juice and worcestershire goes into pasta sauce. I say yes, the wife says no. who's right

I should go into the kitchen and make pasta sauce. What benign little thing is happening in your life?

So, Ted Cruz's Texas supporters are upset that he deserted his job during a life threatening crisis. Wait 'til someone tells them about Donald Trump and his supporters! Wait, what, they're the same people?!

I’ve got a crisp new Benjamin that says when Donald and Melania leave the White House tomorrow, they forget Barron. #HomeAlone #MAGAt

@regularcars Ford. Back when there were no other choices.

I don’t have a picture hint for tomorrow. Can you guess the video just by this statement? “Just buy the ______”

I cannot help wondering which country will host Trump's state funeral.

Listen to this low-level mobster wannabe. He should be in the woods, begging Gabriel Byrne to look into his heart.

@austintylerro Well, a few people. So far.

I'm a bartender (sometimes) and I just realized that someone born in 2000 can now drink legally.