@marshalldukat It’s hilarious the “pastor” Bens think that was even an option honestly.
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Sam Engelman
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Sam Engelman
@EngelmanSamuel
Aspiring Cowboy Knight. Part History, Part Sage, Part Injun.
No Man's Land, OK Katılım Nisan 2022
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We would have gone to the hills and fought you for another hundred years
Pastor Ben@BenjaminPDixon
I really struggle with violence. Should we have killed every single Confederate when we had the chance? Taken their children to the North and reeducate them to purge their predilection for Treason from their bloodline Real violence type shit. Hang them from trees or Hang them all upside down like Mussolini? Even Black Jesus looked down on that type of violence against our enemies. But dammit, their descendants are back!!!!! #ChaseTheTraitorsOut
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When I run for office the only thing I will ask you to help fund is 16 foot pieces of conduit and fuel to distribute them around. Starting in Dubois.
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@CaeruleusCanis @6Voodoo Maybe I just do shinerbock for lent next year
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“Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: Break out the great teeth of the young lions, O LORD. Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.”
redpillbot@redpillb0t
Bill Gates: “Cows make 6% of global emissions.” “You can either fix the cows, or make beef without the cow.” That’s the conversation now: not about farming, not about land use — but redesigning the cow itself.
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@redpillb0t Or we could just treat him like a war criminal.
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This is absolutely fair and exactly what I’d do with a tractor
Oliver Koehn (As I Thinketh)@ThinkethSo
@EngelmanSamuel When someone running a tractor would screw something up from not checking their implement often enough, my dad would call them a Cowboy, since they were "riding into the sunset and never looking back"
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@greaseyote Welp, all the ones I knew were born in town.
But on the off chance, my guess would probably be something like “not dressing up like a dog on the internet, probably just being a relatively normal guy that people just kind of shrug and say, ‘yeah, he’s a little different.’”
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@EngelmanSamuel what do you think happens to all the gay kids born in the country
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I’ve seen a lot of farmers that liked being called cowboys. I never saw a cowboy that liked being called farmer.
This is an interesting American cultural truism that is very difficult to explain to someone who doesn’t already understand it.
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@greaseyote Not to be too combative here but I’m not sure how much the furry crowd and the cowboys and farmers crowd intersect big dog.
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@EngelmanSamuel both of these groups I've known just say they're in agriculture
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@fde_enthusiast7 There’s still some out here, for sure. But I know what you mean
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@EngelmanSamuel Once the open range disappeared there weren’t any true cowboys left imo
Farming can be noble and pure but most American farmers aren’t!
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@fde_enthusiast7 True. For what it’s worth, I think farming is a very noble and pure way to make a living. I just find the Yellowstone obsession of everybody wanting to be cowboy both a little annoying but also kind of culturally endearing
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@EngelmanSamuel Makes sense, cowboy evoke romance and adventure, farmed evokes boredom and dirt
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@flintlockactual You can own/run cattle without being a cowboy. Many such cases.
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You know how many people tell me I'm not a cowboy because I don't have a horse?
Me: Listen guys I can run a cow calf pair on 3 acer what the hell do I need a horse for?
Ppl: real cowboys do rodeo and have a horse!
Fine! Behold my horse! Her name is daffodil!
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@David_J_Bier Please keep harping on this one, you’re clowning yourself more than I ever could
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Ramen noodles from the floor
Styrofoam off the tip of a toy sword
A piece of ice from my fireball drink
-toddler in goblin-mode delicacies apparently
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Please take a minute to understand the concept of "taqiyya." It's happening all around you rn and it's imperative you develop a grounded and realistic view of islam.
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@planert41 Yes. You ain’t doing nothing wrong. Season of life man. It doesn’t last forever. Parts of it are beautiful don’t miss them because of the stress.
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Dads with young kids
Is it normal to just feel tired and burnt out all the time?
It’s like you don’t even really get the weekend to recover because it’s all just kid stuff the moment you wake up
Arguably the only personal time you have is when they nap (and you’re already dead tired by that time) or the hour after they go to bed but before you pass out
Just trying to figure out if I’m doing something wrong
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@MrLeadslinger “And why, sir, did you choose to use a tomahawk when you had guns in your household?” -the prosecutor, probably
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This guy is at your door threatening to end you. What’s your next move?
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This is good advice. Also, that’s a cool hat, I have one too. People are saying it’s the coolest hat.
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I'm real tired boss
Insider Paper@TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN - President Trump endorses Lindsey Graham
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Evil men no longer live in fear of good men. That’s the problem.
If this man knew that he would be skinned alive on live TV and millions of people would watch him soil himself in his last moments.. this innocent little girl would likely still be alive and well.
Braeden@BraedenSorbo
The man in this picture is FedEx driver Tanner Horner. He just plead guilty to the murder if 7-year-old Athena Strand A jury will now decide if he should be sentenced to death. Strand told Athena, “Don't scream or I'll hurt you,” as he picked her up and put her in his truck. Prosecutors added that Tanner’s DNA was found, “in places where you shouldn't find DNA on a 7-year-old girl.” Athena’s family is in favor of the death penalty.
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