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“It’s kill an (N-word) day in Canton today.” - Michael Proctor We just learned Michael Proctor sent this text message to other troopers while working under candidate Greg Connor’s DAs office. #KarenRead #FreeTurtleboy

@DoctorTurtleboy I mean I simply call them losers. One word. Simple me to the point lol.

There are 3 types of people on this platform with opinions about the Karen Read case: 1. People who hate Turtleboy, want me in jail, are suffering from TBDS, and think Karen Read is guilty. 2. People who like Turtleboy and think Karen Read is innocent. 3. People who began hating Turtleboy as a result of Recordinggate and/or 5150gate, want me in jail, are suffering from TBDS, but think Karen Read is innocent. (To my knowledge no person exists who believes that Karen Read is guilty but that Turtleboy is a swell guy who is innocent of all charges) We have names for the first group (antis, or AFKR), and the second group (Turtle Riders), but we don't have a name for the third group, who are arguably the craziest people on this platform (Gym Altman, piss boy, etc). I never know what to call these people, and it's too many words when I call them "FKR supporters who used to like Turtleboy but don't like me anymore." We need a name for this third group of people. One word, something nice and simple, so we can refer to them as members of this group when speaking about them. So far 2 names that have been proposed to me are, 1) FRanties, 2)KRanties. I don't know KRanties because it sounds too much like a nickname for Krusty supporters. Please leave your suggestions below so we can finally have a name for this deranged group of people.

@DoctorTurtleboy lol same. Kiddo getting braces today

No bus stop live today. Orthodontist appointment. See you tonight for s*x cult.

Big news in Boston today!

Mic drop moment when Officer Noonan justifies North Andover Police Department’s malfeasance by calling Kelsey Fitzsimmons a “f*cking whack job”. Why is it that neighbor of Officer Noonan, Maureen Torrisi, is the only one asking all the right questions?

I can confidently state that in almost 30 years of practice, the cross examination of Kelsey Fitzsimmons was 100%, unequivocally the worst I have ever seen. Absolutely stunning. There is no basis whatsoever to find her guilty. None.

Officer Noonan testified that as he stood in the exact spot where this picture was taken, he witnessed Kelsey Fitzsimmons jump from one knee, and land like a ninja in the 4 inch space between the brown rocking chair the brown box, at which point he lost sight of her completely until she re-emerged moments later with a gun pointing at his face that she fired from 3 feet away, and when the gun didn't fire he pleaded with her to stop instead of just tackling and disarming her. K.

@BostonDefender Well deserved sir!

So flattered to have been chosen as defense lawyer of the year by the Middlesex Bar Association. Also very pleased with their choice of Graham Van Epps as prosecutor of the year. My last jury trial before the first #KarenRead trial was against Graham. He is an incredibly skilled trial lawyer, someone who displays the highest standards of ethics. Great guy, great choice.

@DoctorTurtleboy Aaaaaah. I went to listen this morning and was mad I had nothing to listen to while getting ready lol

Just a reminder - live show will be Sunday night this weekend. See you tomorrow!

JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio. Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court. Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400. In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical. Pretty ballsy.

@DoctorTurtleboy Is there a meaning for the JJ in the word garage?

Housewarming gift from my realtor

@DoctorTurtleboy That’s awesome!!!

@DoctorTurtleboy I’m so happy she can see her baby again!!!!

Today was as good as it could be expected to go for Kelsey Fitzsimmons and her legal team. She was allowed to move out of her parents' house and into her own apartment, and there is no longer a RO preventing her from seeing her son. Soon she will be acquitted, and thanks to today's ruling she will be able to reunite with her baby. Judge Karp is extremely reasonable, and shows what a difference it makes not to having a raging c*** on the bench.

idea for Twitter fighters: stop publicly discussing suicide, including who has threatened to do it in the past or who you think may do it in the future. It is inappropriate and irresponsible. Just stop. If you seriously think someone is at risk, have a private conversation and seek assistance.

@jessmachadoshow I’m so confused by this graph. Why isn’t Mike on top. Or is that a typo for his amount

@DoctorTurtleboy That’s so awful. I hope something legal can be done. This bitch needs to be in jail

I’ve had 3 sources who gave me information on the coverup of John okeefes murder contact me in the last 24 hours. All of them are being harassed by the McAlberts and their friends for coming forward and telling the truth. One who sent me a random tip in early 2023 that was really useful. All these people wanted to do was help get justice for John and Karen. They were given up by Meredith O’Neil, who handed over their messages to the people who want Karen in jail for life. I feel bad for these people when they call me. They did nothing wrong, and they were targeted by an unemployed scorned woman because Karen Read stopped returning her phone calls.

@StopandShop only in seekonk, ma location do you see someone take $200 cash out on their EBT card then wait in the parking lot for a store worker to buy drugs 🤣🤣

@DoctorTurtleboy You’re an evil genius Aiden I love it

If you missed last night's YouTube presentation, here is a quick summary: - I realized someone had gained access to my Twitter account because messages were marked as "read" that I hadn't read, and one of my DM's was screenshotted and posted on Twitter by someone with a documented history of hacking former intimate partners. - In order to catch the parties responsible @Koukla_7 and I orchestrated a plan that we documented in writing at 8:51 AM on Thursday, February 19, in which I would intentionally fake flirt with Chelsea. - We hoped that whoever was hacking into my account would reveal themselves by posting about knowledge of the conversation. Luckily for us, they did much more than that, by posting screenshots of the conversation just hours later, after messing with them all day. - The people who posted the screenshots, which could only be obtained by hacking into the account, were the exact people we suspected were inside the account. - My entire conversation with Chelsea all day was scripted, as we workshopped what to say back and forth. We did this specifically so that it would be documented with time stamps, showing that we were setting them up to reveal themselves. They fell for it. There is no way to explain this one away. It's undeniable. Hacking isn't OK. It's a crime, and it's violating to anyone who has DMd me on this account assuming their messages would remain confidential.