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@FCBarcelona No it’s not 😂😂😂😂@atletienglish put paid to you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

@OWS1892 Where do yo think they will end up spastic?

What the fuck's it got to do with you?

@Marlayna29 A sense of humour

Excluding drugs, what is the most powerful weapon a man has against anxiety and depression?

@Britain2029 @RupertLowe10 Not really , if it’s a formal request they have to respond

@RupertLowe10 Formally What a fkn spastic

I have formally questioned the Home Office on why Axel Rudakubana's parents were in our country to begin with.

@AmeliaRocket1 Just goes to show how shit liebour are

I still can’t get my head around the fact that working class families who fought against Thatcherism are now willingly voting for Farage and co.

@Col2Vintage @apri13007 Bottom , how could you even ask ? 😂

Top or Bottom 🤔

@elbow112 Bodie , he was licensed to carry a gun

Who do you want in your corner?

@SmilerLUFC We all loved them back then , even with a pudding every day not many children were obese.

@EnglishKen65 Bringing back kitchens where they’re actually made in house would be amazing if they don’t do that any more!

Why are people angry at this? Decent cooked food should be provided at school. What am I missing?

@SmilerLUFC Spot on , healthier dinners too

@rejectedtheoffa @SmilerLUFC That’s my point , when school dinners were cooked from scratch on the premises they was healthy. Not many children were obese in those days.

@SmilerLUFC @EnglishKen65 They don't. It's all shit. My kids to take in packed lunches because the council have driven down the costs so much they get served slop (and not a lot of it!)

@AliceTalksFooty Behave yourself Alice 😂😂

The prem rules state if a player is not challenging for the ball and they pull the opponents hair it is a red. But Lisandro Martinez is challenging for the ball, so much so his eyes are on the ball the whole time. So unless excessive force is used (which wasn't) by the rule book it isn't even a red card🤦‍♀️ Hope Man Utd get his suspension overturned. Worst part is same ref did not send off Tete, who pulled Semenyo's hair a lot harder and wasn't challenging for the ball.

@InsideLucysHead English

I get offended when someone calls me British... There is nothing 'ish' about me. 🇬🇧I'm 100% Brit🇬🇧

#MISSING We are appealing for information to locate 16 year old Tiffany from Leighton Buzzard. Last seen on 04/04/2026 at 1130hrs. Wearing black hoody, black puffer jacket, grey leggings and white trainers. Believed in the Harrow area. Anyone with info call 101 Ref 01/7399311/26.

Have you seen Siobhan (15) missing from #Northampton (#Northamptonshire) last seen on April 11, 2026? (has shoulder-length red hair, a nose stud and multiple studs in both ears) (Call Northamptonshire police on 999 quoting MPN1/1092/26) facebook.com/northantspolic…

Have you seen Daisy (14) reported missing from #BurryPort (#Carmarthenshire) (#Wales)? (has long hair, one half dyed red and the other black) (Call Dyfed-Powys police on 101 quoting DP-20260411-381) facebook.com/DPPolice/posts…

🚨PLEASE SHARE THIS FACE FAR AND WIDE - HE MUST BE NOWHERE NEAR KIDS 🚨 PAEDOPHILE KYLE GRIFFITHS 🌍 MERSEYSIDE A paedophile that fantasised about being a dad, so he could r*pe his own baby is using dating APPS to find that 'perfect woman'. In 2021, Kyle Griffiths was jailed after he took part in “extremely disturbing and twisted” conversations with other perverts on WhatsApp. And he also used the messaging service to share some of his vile collection of baby r*pe videos. One of his Category A videos showed a baby aged between four to six months being r*ped and another a girl aged three or four being r*ped. Griffiths was only jailed for 18 months and spent less than nine months in prison. Griffiths was supposed to comply with a Sexual Harm Prevention Order and sign on the Sex Offenders Register for 10 years. However, he has breached the order by using dating apps. If you see his face online, report it and avoid him at all costs. He is one deeply depraved pervert. Currently living in Prescot, Merseyside. Source UK Database.

@leesa_Eng50 Morning gorgeous, now thats a novel way to serve coffee 😂😂😘

@mikelavelle93 That’s probably because most of them have passed a driving test overseas , probably on a dirt road

Find it baffling how people will sit in the middle lane of the motorway tootling along at 63mph, get passed by cars in both lanes either side of them and not realise they’re doing anything wrong

@MichaelRosenYes Another schoolboy error 😂😂

Ha! I’ve just been refused entry onto a plane from Stansted to Bologna because my passport issue date is March 2016. The expiry date is August 2026 but the rule is 10 years from issue date. Another Brexit benefit. Apparently. Go home now.