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Amelia Airfart

@EnigmaticFork

The Hippy/Redneck Venn diagram is nearly a perfect circle and I’m here to talk about it

Katılım Şubat 2023
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Amelia Airfart
Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@audreystayshome I do think she’s statistically correct! But I also got my period back 10 weeks post partum while exclusively breastfeeding. We didn’t even have formula in the house. And this kid cluster fed for like 3 months straight.
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baleygr☢️@baleygr728528·
@KayturnerGaming @ThomLately they can't send them back, but they can pull them over, hold them up for hours while they verify if the driver's are citizens, and not allow them back in the truck if they're not, forcing the company to send another driver which will go through the same process.
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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@Romy_Holland @GarrettPetersen My son would cry when I sat down (he demanded to move at all times) and I tried to explain this to another mom once and she was like “I would just walk around w him then? Like what’s the problem”. The problem is sometimes I wanted to sit down! You can’t be on 24/7!
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Romy@Romy_Holland·
@GarrettPetersen my baby is soothed when i try to soothe him, he just needs to be soothed a lot and is also bored *all the time* like i am becoming a very weird person bc at all times im doing a literal song and dance so he doesn’t cry.
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Romy@Romy_Holland·
sometimes i wonder if my baby is actually difficult or if i’m just lazy or something. it’s kind of hard to imagine what an easy baby would even be like. do easy babies just play quietly or something? doesn’t really sound like baby behavior.
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Amelia Airfart
Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@justalexoki Covid. That was the breaking point for me. I also ran into a bunch of other people at anti lockdown rallies, who, like me, had campaigned for Bernie Sanders. The left showed their true colors. It was intolerable to people who actually care about liberty.
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taoki
taoki@justalexoki·
looking back these results were actually kind of crazy. how or why did so many turn from the left to the right?
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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@justalexoki Act like you have agency and you will maximize the amount of agency you have
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taoki@justalexoki·
i need life advice. do you like your life and if so how did you get there? or really just any advice at all works
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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@Elliesmommyy23 Also if you think you want a dog what you actually want is probably a baby you just don’t know it and years later you’ll have your baby but then be stuck w your dog(s) who are not as good as a baby and also incredibly annoying
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The Texan Bee🐝🩷🩵🎀🇺🇸
Guys this is coming from someone who throws their dogs birthday parties and used to sleep with them okay If you want to have babies, DO NOT GET A DOG ITS THE WORST
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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@CartoonsHateHer Everything I learned about your husband makes me more and more convinced that he’s even weirder than you.
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Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer·
Lame answer on my part, but my husband really likes them. I never really wore jumpsuits before him but he made it clear he prefers them over dresses almost 100% of the time. So eventually I started really liking them too.
Charles@Charlesaf3

@CartoonsHateHer Out of curiosity, why do you like jumpsuits so much? I feel like you are very jumpsuit prone

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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
The sky is so much bluer and more vibrant on the west coast. The east coast exists under a repressive regime of a thin layer clouds and they don’t understand what they’re missing.
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Amelia Airfart
Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@CartoonsHateHer When you stopped posting outfits I stopped spending unnecessary money on TheRealReal so maybe this is for the better
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Amelia Airfart
Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@cwrichardson @bashu_thanks Completely disagree. 1 word used regularly counts as speaking when we’re talking about developmental milestones in children
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Chris Richardson@cwrichardson·
@bashu_thanks I don’t think we normally count saying a single word (or even several words) as speaking. When one asks of another’s child, “is he speaking yet”, my experience is we’d get “no, but he knows a few words” or something similar :)
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bashu, going to vibecamp, thanks
my brother claims his 10 month old son cannot speak. HOWEVER, when he sees the cat, he says "ka! ka!" excitedly, and points at the cat, who runs away. I maintain that his first word is "cat". My brother says that does not count as speaking. Help us resolve this dispute.
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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
Y'all are segregating yourselves at this point, and I dont even care anymore. You do this to yourselves. You will never break free from your victim mentality. This is just sad. Enslaved in your mind.
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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@FranziaMom I once had a tea reservation canceled day-of by the restaurant due to “an incident”; obviously I asked what happened, to which they responded they weren’t “at liberty to say” ??? You’re tea a restaurant not the CIA?
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keegan@FranziaMom·
I called Ikea to find out why I haven’t gotten a refund yet and the woman at the customer service call center said, “I can’t tell you what it is, but something very bad has happened.”
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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
Considering taking my sick kid to urgent care, which means he will magically be better the second we walk through the doors but I will still attend the appointment anyway, just in case, thereby exposing us to the next illness 🫠
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Amelia Airfart
Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@Aella_Girl As a corporate normie, having a husband who insists I’m pretty stops the spiraling. DGMW, I still hate it & know I’m not attractive like I was at 23 but it doesn’t matter so much. Also my son thinks I’m the greatest which helps soften the blow significantly.
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Aella@Aella_Girl·
I've been gradually looking slightly less attractive over the last few years due to aging. I don't love this, and I think it's harder to handle due to spending so much of my life in an industry where appearances are vital. I have personally found that to be the biggest downside in sex work - I suspect I'd be way chiller with this if I'd spent my life working in idk walmart
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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@uncledoomer This is neither new nor interesting. It’s totally normal. Especially if you have needy or stupid dogs.
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doomer@uncledoomer·
interesting new concept to come out of the tiktok pop psych mom-o-sphere: "postpartum pet aversion" - in other words, woman dotes on furbaby, becomes pregnant, has baby, suddenly overnight becomes annoyed and suspicious of family dog. what could be the cause of this phenomenon?
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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@esjesjesj Government subsidy of free market goods drives up the cost, impacting everyone, and making it more difficult for people not on assistance to afford it. There are lots of things that are good that many people cannot afford to do and that is simply life.
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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
To be so extremely clear, letting poor families and children learn about marine biology is a pure good that helps society as a whole. These people want poor people to suffer merely for being poor
MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries

The Monterey Bay Aquarium charges $295 for a family membership or $125 for a single adult. With an EBT card, entry is free — and up to four guests get in free every visit. There is a ZERO incentive for these people to ever get off Food Stamps.

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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@hitchups The donor body does have to be alive so you get into the messy zone of legal death and there’s definitely room for error and judgement calls. The process is also not nice for the family and loved ones. Donation is a MUCH bigger decision than people know and does have risk.
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chooch skookum@ChoochSkookum·
Do you have a destination loicense for that drive, citizen?
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Amelia Airfart@EnigmaticFork·
@Aella_Girl Sometimes people do not know that their dogs are doing that because they’re not home during the day and no one says anything to them
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Aella@Aella_Girl·
Why do people just let their dogs bark outside nonstop it's one of the most infuriating things how do I find which neighbor is responsible for this do I just knock on houses until I find the relevant back yard?
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