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@jimNjue_ Baba Ngina telling them "don't" apparently wasn't enough. Funny mlima voters are now shifting blame to you rather than owning up to their nonsense. They couldn't vote a kihii na hawakuli barabara 😀

Never Gets Old

@PrairieBuilders @mwangikam1

Huyu atalia vibaya sana Woi

@James__kj @onjolo_kenya Mtashangaa sana. Ground ni ile ile and they love their leaders damn and illiterate

@onjolo_kenya Who exactly are these people leading with this level of incompetence and foolishness... Sasa kama viongozi ndio wajinga hivi what does it say about the electorate. ..? 2027 tunareset hii nchi... Competence and meritocracy over everything else.

Wapendwa,this is the natural result of hiring “my sister’s husband’s cousin’s daughter" to run public offices. Meanwhile, thousands of qualified Kenyans are busy perfecting the art of “Dear HR Director” emails that never get replies. Cronyism and nepotism aren't even hiding anymore; they're wearing pearl necklace with matching pearl earrings and standing Infront of the national flag. Madam Governor, how does a whole speech reach the county assembly podium without ONE proofread? Not even aloud read to your househelp?Did the writer who is probably the same relative hand it over with “Auntie, trust me, it’s fire”? Or did you just assume anything typed in Times New Roman is automatically intelligent? Next time, please let the speech pass through a real human being who didn’t get the job because they call you “Shosho”.

@moneyacademyKE Next is to rename Kenya at a cost of 100 billion

KRA plans to rebrand to Kenya Revenue Service (KRS) at a cost of Sh1.7 billion.

@KeNHAKenya Politicians both incumbent and aspiring will be there to 'save' the common mwananchi

Clearance of all road encroachments

@NPSOfficial_KE We will never forget.

@OngechaLeah1234 From 352,000 km to 152,000 km sio? Madam, why tamper with the mileage?

Deal deal Subaru forester 2000cc Petrol engine Chinese owner travelling back to his home soil. Viewing in Lavington Asking 1.6m 0790215630

@WehliyeMohamed Trying to avoid Githunguri cows and getting hit on the head by a big thunguri

Wakora wa taun hawa. Huyu alijaribu kuniuzia silage, 2 Girolando incalf heifers na dairy meal. Niliona ni wachezaji wa taun lakini nilicheza hadi paybill number - wakanipa ya LOOP C2 B. Hapo mwisho tulicheka tu na akaniuliza mbona niko ngumu sana na pesa? Be careful guys!

@Kamau266 Wamejaa p2p za kila platform

Huko Binance unaendanga kutrade na mtu ako na balance ya 1m USD na ako na some funny name unafikiria ni mzungu kidogo kidogo message ya mpesa inakuja ati Jesse kimutai. Si mko na pesa uku inje.

@morarakebaso @EACCKenya Visit construction pages on FB and see the mansions coming up in that region. The economy from Kericho to Eldoret is booming. I wonder why

.@EACCKenya are you looking to recover some money. Visit this house in Kericho county it has a steel vault in the basement that has stacks of money inside. Or just ask Peter Kenneth who he sold his helicopter 5Y-PKZ to, the buyer of that helicopter is the owner of this house.

@_Briankorir Take yourself to those backstreets. They sell single items at wholesale prices

Bought this 650W Total blower today.. Surprisingly, shops huku Ngong sell it at 6500/- for this exact blower.. today I went huko downtown Nairobi and bought it at 3500/- 😂 Enyewe people are in business..

@ouma_neko She invested over 2 million

This is what poor leadership on lies, deception, and cooked statistics looks like. A woman called Akinyi opens a small hotel in Nakuru. No noise. No tenders. No corruption. Just sweat, hope, and over KSh 200,000 scraped together honestly. Days pass. No customers. She eats her own food, packs the rest, walks home with a broken heart, and records a video crying not for sympathy, but because reality finally broke her. And while Akinyi is collapsing in silence, William Ruto is on podiums shouting “the economy is stable.” Stable for who? For oligarchs? For tenderpreneurs? For cartels drinking wine in air-conditioned boardrooms? Look at this way: how many people closed their businesses before Akinyi? How many mama mbogas folded their kiosks quietly? How many bodaboda riders sold their bikes? How many hustlers gave up without a camera, without tears, without anyone noticing? Akinyi just made the suffering visible. She invested KSh 200,000 and is drowning. But this regime insults our intelligence by telling us KSh 22,000 World Bank KYEOP / NYOTA money will magically open supermarkets. This is not leadership this is mockery, this is gaslighting, this is cruelty wrapped in speeches. If a KSh 200k business cannot survive, what is the state of the mama mboga? What about the bodaboda guy paying daily targets? What about the hustler with rent, school fees, and debt? This economy is not struggling it is strangling people. Now here is what really shook State House. Not Akinyi’s tears. But our unity. Kenyans stormed her hotel not to cry with her, but to stand with her. They came hungry for food and fellowship. Luo, Kikuyu, Maasai, Kisii together. They ate. They laughed. They stayed. For three straight days, they told her one message: you are not alone. That is what terrifies William Ruto and his oligarch friends. Because unity exposes the lie. Unity destroys tribal politics. Unity proves our problems are the same. They want us divided every election cycle fighting each other while they loot together. But hunger does not speak tribe. Poverty does not care about surnames. Pain has no ethnicity. And let it be said clearly and loudly: The Kikuyu nation played a powerful role in rescuing Akinyi. Children of Mumbi, you showed up. You stood up. You acted. May God bless you. We, the Luo nation, must learn from this spirit not jealousy, not excuses, but solidarity. This is the Kenya they fear. This is the Kenya they cannot control. This is the Kenya that will walk together to the ballot and say: enough is enough. Our unity is a threat. Our shared suffering is our strength. And no amount of lies, bloggers, or deception will stop what is coming. We are awake. We are united. And we will not be fooled again. If this meant something drop a comment.

@Imonaar The military is not an organization stationed in a high-end office in Upper Hill. Wokeness and the military cannot and should not gel

This tweet is easy to ignore, until you realise that this is actually a KDF officer tweeting this.

@NyakundiReport @jomoAndy utajitetea ukiwa pande gani

Gatundu North boda boda riders performing a lively dance for Kiambu Woman Rep Ann WaMuratha.

@Saitabao He lacks the right temperament to handle the post-ruto Kenya

@misswandia @dnahinga No pergola. No protruding natural stone wall. His trademarks

@dnahinga Why is it 5/10? That blue on the external walls is so beautiful. I would give it an 8/10.

5/10

@mansaplus Ah! I didn't know X game ya this Kenyan Enes was this 🔥

Si uwekee Sudi sumu kwa matiti 😒

@SankeiSaitoti I am waiting for the day breathing will be declared harmful

So cow milk is not suitable for human consumption, we are the only species that drink milk from another species. I guess that lady is right!

@KenyaPower_Care Kindly check DM

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@moneyacademyKE Twitter is depressing

A Nigerian firm is seeking State House support for a plan to build a new CBK payments system. But Kenyan banks oppose it, calling for PesaLink to be upgraded instead. (The system is set to cost Sh26 billion in taxpayer's money)