Dyani van Riebeeck🔥🔥🔥

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday. These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

@Thokoza88288017 @Akhona_PQ Love to SEE SAPS arresting folks who drink alcohol in clubs bought from tender frauds 🤡. They must fetch them 1 by 1.

@mattizzo @probably_cb @Simon_Ingari OP thinks they just send a text to notify of a PIP.

@probably_cb @Simon_Ingari yeah this template was literally what HR made us put together when we put someone on a PIP (which usually they made us do)

If they put you on a PIP, send this email within 24 hours:

@Simon_Ingari Why would they put you on a pip and not have all of this in place?

The moment you're put on a performance improvement plan, most people panic. Try not to do that, and instead, send this email: Subject : PIP Acknowledgment and Request for Clarification Thank you for meeting with me today regarding the performance improvement plan. To ensure that I fully understand the expectations, I’m requesting written clarification on the following information: 1. Specific, measurable metrics for success during this period. 2. A timeline and the frequency of feedback meetings. 3. The resources or support that will be provided to help me succeed. 4. Confirmation that these expectations align with my official job description, dated (insert date). I’m committed to meeting these goals, and I want to ensure we have a clear, documented understanding. Please provide this information in writing within 48 hours so I can begin immediately. Thank you.

@TylerMcJoe @BortonDoug @Art444Star He just invented it

@BortonDoug @Art444Star Never heard the term semi-weekly in my naturally occurring life

The most useless word in the English language.

@TheAudioLabSA Something is off with this room.

Thuli Phongolo🤍😮‍💨🔥

Manager : WFH is prohibited here. Gen Z: Noted. Manager: A key client texted you at 8pm yesterday, why didn't your reply? Gen Z: WFH is prohibited.

Please teach your sons that they don’t have to tolerate bad attitudes from badly raised girls for them to be seen as good men.

@miaaowing When you are not doing real work, you have nothing to delete.

how the fuck do you mac nerds live without a dedicated delete key im losing my mind here

Breaking: UK says it will boycott all diplomatic relations with Israel

@Coinvo @MbuyiseniNdlozi Someone gave him poison

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump has reportedly been admitted at Walter Reed Medical Centre. No official confirmation yet.

I’m so confused about American tipping culture because why are you tipping $20 on a $22 order 😭

@LitSego If you are just going to be a casual gamer then get a Nintendo switch.

I get so bored on weekends. Will a PS5 or Xbox help? 🫩

@YourBoiShu_ @MsizaWanda

Is it me or she looks like Phil Foden?😭

Bro had to downgrade for PPE money and high profile connections 😩😩😩

1. Chelsea. 10 red cards this season. Deluded fan base. Beaten them 3 times this season and each time they think they somehow won the game. Also the game we drew they thought they won that too. Call us cheats yet we have Zero red cards. 10 mil fine. 1 year transfer ban. Officially cheats amongst their peers for financial corruption and disregard for the rules and all titles in last ten years are bullshit. PE Teacher for a manager. “Respect the ball” circle jerks, fucking cringe, trapping the ref in their dumb ass circle. 4 losses in a row. 22 points behind us “title race”. Just horrible little cunts. 2. Spurs. Shit. 3. Utd. Loud mouth tiresome pricks.

Not sure why Liverpool fans are upset you been cheering for Man City all season.

@ISephara @uMaster_Sandz He is also secretly plotting to take down his so called friends.

This guy looks down on other black people just because he has money. He is a classist disgusting snob who gets joy and an ego boost from making others feel like nothing.