Eric Wallenberg

@JacobBSpeaks @SHENANIGANS2067 Didn’t that Yamamoto “ball” right down the middle cost him an immaculate inning too?

Show this to anyone that says they dislike the ABS system 🥀

@Papa_P38 We were right there!

Has there ever been a less clutch team in NHL history?

@BBGreatMoments @hybrid9tn @bnelson9 father of our country

Steve Garvey. Action star.

Silly peanut. Go dodgers!

@Super70sSports Hahahaha @Prudenaustin Arthur, “needless to say, I’m Jake!”

“William, CBS has a new crime show and they feel you’re perfect for it.” “Great, what’s it called?” “Jake and the Fatman.” “I’m not going to be Jake, am I?” “You will, in fact, not be Jake.”

And his -5.4 points was better than my opponent’s -9.2 points with Sorokin

@jhahn4 @VictoriaMatiash I know it’s not your guys’ call…but I’d much rather listen to you both than this Leafs’ presser. So I’ll instead say I took Victoria’s advice and picked up Joel Hofer in fantasy 🥶🤣

@NHLRussell 3-2 league

Nobody wants to make the playoffs

@CodifyBaseball @PitchingNinja Hahahaa was he really hitting his helmet trying to challenge that?

this is the most savage thing I've seen in quite some time

All of America to Duke right now

@KittyKatDeee hahahahahaha

🎶got a light skinned friend, lookin’ like Severus Snape, got a dark skinned friend lookin’ like Severus Snape🎶

Being a Dodgers fan means telling all your friends who support other teams "Hey have a great season" and they all say "Fuck you" back and I think that's beautiful

@Papa_P38 @calstanvard

@calstanvard It’s showing up to a gun fight with a gun, and then putting that gun in your own mouth

Neighbor: I can see your point. Having Cody Ceci on your team is like showing up to a gun fight with a knife. Me: With a plastic butter knife.

@expomick @PBerce Turcotte at 5…😖

Kings of the loser points

Nikita Kucherov is more likely to get a 3 point game than a 0 point game. 🤯

@Senators @Ottos_Subaru It’s cool though. Cody Ceci is a GREAT replacement for Spence

When the #Sens needed someone to step up most, Jordan Spence stepped up big on logging a career high 26:44 of ice time last night to help secured the #Sens win and with it earned the @Ottos_Subaru Performer of the Game honours! #GoSensGo

@alphafox youtu.be/ExJQaN4irkg?si… Hahaha @FamilyGuyonFOX did that one

Bad movie crossover ideas:

Lol @ESPNFantasy I need a stat correct ASAP. I want my .2 points 😂😂