Erimusbri
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@WorkElizab Depends on if she has had a birthday since you turned 40 or not if you were 6 and half that is 3 then that makes her 37 however if you have been 40 long enough for her to have a birthday so would be 38! Unless she's dead 😉
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@RavenscarDkhope @honeymoon250 @Chandlerwild Well dickhead! Since you asked! Depends on the bridge! If it's water beneath then yeah! Pencil drop and back up easy! Your fat arse would hit water like concrete and drown! Now be a good American and go play with your guns! With a bit of luck you habe an accident!
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@Erimusbri @honeymoon250 @Chandlerwild If you see a man jump off a bridge, would you do that too? He has years of expertise and he probably raised them.
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@RavenscarDkhope @honeymoon250 I would grab it by the tail and hold it like that, they only attack when threatened, I'm guessing you've not seen @Chandlerwild with his male and female, he holds them fine!
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@alanshearer @RestIsFootball Guys here's a question, have Newcastle been dragged into the relegation fight?
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@talkSPORT 6 out of 9 seasons, remind Benty he played 10 seasons in the prem making his debut at 17! At 21 Slah ran from Chelsea cause he couldn't hack fighting for a place in the team! Then he cried to the press about not playing when he was out of form!
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@BenFoster you seen "Call yourself a fan? Watching it eating breakfast, phone in hand with YouTube on tv in background, career path question, Stoke, Bristol City loan, I look up and think go on, next one, Tiverton Town, I'm like "it's Fozzy", they needed a clue
#absolutebellends
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@ADLegend21 @annhybri Yeah if internet was around in the 80's MJ would have broken it every tine he dropped a new album! Beyond is big in America not around the world and hasn't been popular around the world since "Running" and "Halo"
MJ was world famous all his career!
He won awards, not given them!
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@annhybri Beyonce gives him real comp. She crashed the internet when she dropped an album cuz everyone was trying to download it.
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@FootballFunnys Let me guess, a little crackhead trying to be relevant spouting absolute bullshit! I'll take Gazza over Neymar all day every day! John Barnes too!
Prime Owen!
How many Ballon d'Or does Neymar have?
How many does Owen have?
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