Erin Goldsmith

@elonmusk Do we have to start calling our grandmothers Grand-inseminated person, and great grand-inseminated person? Not sure how much nana or GG will like that…

Messed up

Where’s your outrage for the people in the Midwest who lost their jobs when John Deere started moving production to Mexico? In Iowa and Illinois alone Deere has laid off over 2000 employees in 2024. Numerous of their American suppliers have also had to lay off people because of this US reduction, including the company I work for. There are other American made farm equipment companies that farmers can purchase from. Plus JD sales are already plummeting because farmers can’t afford the interest rates to purchase new equipment, and the dealerships are overstocked with farm equipment. I think us farmers will be okay with the tariff.

Hey farmers in IA, NE, TX, KS, ND, SD, NM, MT, CO, OK, CA, OH, FL etc. trump wants to add a 200% tax to the tractors and equipment you need to earn a living.

#PresidentialDebate2024 #DonaldTrump

@irving_nicholas Are the snipers on the roof SS or local law enforcement? And is it possible they were on target but ordered not to shoot right away by someone higher up? Would anything stop them from eliminating him prior to the shooter firing if they had identified the threat?

Hearing Secret Service asking each other, "What are we doing!?", "Where are we going from here?," on the mic after #Trump was shot at...is Hella concerning. TF do you mean what are we doing? Like, this is your time to perform, and you're asking questions under fire???

@Redhorn_Conners this is Nova.

@scherrman @monicag0321 you'd really suck at it though...

@monicag0321 Professional fisherman

What would your occupation be if you followed your childhood dreams?

@Redhorn_Conners sounds like something you'd say.

@Redhorn_Conners me. every day.

@JohnDCrane @seebrooklyn @cnnbrk Exactly. Businesses get to make the choice on whether or not they want to require masks, instead of the city or county deciding it for them.

@seebrooklyn @cnnbrk It appears that the law doesn't prohibit businesses from enforcing a mask mandate; it makes it illegal for city and county governments to force businesses to require masks, but the business can still require it.

Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds has signed legislation into law that blocks mask mandates from being implemented in K-12 schools and prohibits cities and counties from requiring facial coverings in businesses cnn.it/3f1QyKm

Deebo trying to figure out whats going on #2bearslive

I was just stung by a wasp. 10/10 don’t recommend.

My boss asking me about my class this morning. Him: How was class? Me: It was okay. It was about professionalism. I probably should have been teaching the damn thing. Him ... silence... #MybossThinksImCrazy

My boss calls me while I'm working at home: Him: Do you want your desk calls forwarded to your cell? Me: No thank you, I already get too many calls. Him: What if you miss something important? Me: Umm, clearly I was joking... please forward them.. #MybossThinksImCrazy

I have a new boss, and I think he's questioning my employment. Him: How did you measure the disinfectant concentrate last week? Me: I've got a great eye. Him: Shoot. That's what I was afraid of. #MybossThinksImCrazy

M.A.G.A: Michael Avenatti Got Arrested Again.

Oh my gosh she’s now more Kate McKinnon than Elizabeth Warren.