Ditch Doc 77

@akafaceUS I worked 68-92 hrs a week for a few years. 24 hr shifts on an ambulance on a 3/4 schwdule then 2 10 hr shifts a week at an ER

Out of curiosity, has anyone ever worked more than 60 hours in a week?

@wydAriaX @grok Bed bug bites

My man entire body suddenly became like this, we've been at the emergency room for 2 hours, we gave a blood test, I'm scared it might be a virus. Hey @grok Do you have any idea what this is? And who has idea what it is?

@AntiWokeMemes Almost had me then I saw it was T McG that wrote it. 🤣

You have to be kidding me 😂

@AntiLeftMemes I say "those fuckin retards are at it again" then say what retarded shit they're upset about.

What do you call them?

@Maga4liberty *dips green tips in bacon fat* those level 4 plates?

Every home? Tell that to the 2nd Amendment, bro. 🇺🇸 🚨 If someone invaded your home, what would you do? 🚨

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@iGuavaSe @Leiindiana @lady_valor_07 @AOC "Americans aren't ready for a young,smart, Latina woman just yet"" Well when you find one, let us know. 👍

@Leiindiana @lady_valor_07 @AOC I hope she won't run for 48. She should wait a few more cycles. Americans are not ready for a young, smart, Latina woman just yet. Her time will come though.

Who?

@ThatCheerMomOfX Unfortunately, my bestest Boi already passed , but if he were still alive, I'd pick my dog living as long as I do....all day every day.

This should be interesting 🤨

@akafaceUS Meanwhile, I'm 50 and jumping off the roof....🤷‍♂️

How people get into the pool as they age.

@ronsterd89 Labias between their legs

@james_xond 6 y.o. shooting 22lr on my grandparents ranch. My son was 4 y.o. first time he shot a gun. I set up the 22lr on sandbags and had him load it, take the safety off aim it and fire. He's 20 now has always been safe with guns and regularly goes shooting.

I’ll ask again because I’m trying to prove a point: How old were you the first time you ever fired a gun?

@KO_Sequence Make mental asylums great again.

Karen gets a much needed reality check

@Jax_4_Oregon I'm friends with a guy who's mom voted Democrat for the first time in her life!! 7 years after she passed away...

I know an 18 year-old girl who lived at home. Her dad filled out her ballot and made her sign it. She was obligated to vote for Trump or get kicked out of the house. Women’s rights in Oregon are being ripped from us. End. Vote. By. Mail. End vote by males!

@medic_sarcastic @LibTearCreator1 It goes ☝️you.....✌️your partner.....🖕everyone else!

@LibTearCreator1 I am saving myself! 😏

🤔

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes ....I'm ugly, not stupid

SERIOUS QUESTION: if someone handed you $7000 and said “it’s because you’re ugly” are you accepting it?

@DearS_o_n Social Security

Name a huge scam that has been normalised?

@hy_wemmy Only thing a period stops is a sentence.. I've helped her finish her period sooner by having sex.. the uterine contractions from her orgasms help to shed the lining sooner. #itsscience

Wife is on her period and husband is h0rny. What do you do as a husband?

Thoughts?

MEN ONLY!!! Without saying drugs... what is the cure for depression?

@BoltCarriers @EricLDaugh

@EricLDaugh "We are gonna be in a big trouble" She knows 😂

🚨 HOLY CRAP. Soros linked Hennepin County DA Mary Moriarity just filed ARREST WARRANTS for ICE agents She’s claiming they can be arrested anywhere nationwide This must be IMMEDIATELY deemed null and void and she should be removed from power! TRAITOR.