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@RollingStone @oliviarodrigo @leahlooo @angiemartoccio @julyssa_raquel Counterpoint: who fucking cares

Is @oliviarodrigo's new album 'You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love' a concept album? What even is a concept album? Rolling Stone's @leahlooo, @angiemartoccio, and @julyssa_raquel discuss

@jmart Run the two of them together

Why one of the two Georgia senators - Ossoff or Warnock - will be on the Dems’ 2028 ticket My column: politico.com/news/magazine/…

@jessisajew @DavidVance Cry harder. You lost. 🤡

@nytimes @TheAthletic Ah so the pitchers' free speech rights don't matter when you don't agree with their politics.

From @TheAthletic: After three San Francisco Giants pitchers appeared in Friday’s game with Bible verses written on their Pride Night caps, Major League Baseball issued a warning that similar behavior will not be tolerated. nyti.ms/3SaVrqp

@RetroMoviesDB My Darling Clementine

If you didn't know, I'm a huge Western fan. Name an awesome western that is not Tombstone...

@FoxNews Cry more. That’s the kid’s fault.

A UK student's reaction is going viral after Prime Minister Keir Starmer said Britain will ban children younger than 16 from using social media. During a BBC interview, the student revealed her screen time was nine hours over the weekend. When asked how she'd fill all that extra time without social media, she didn't hesitate: "Stare at a wall." The deadpan response is quickly becoming one of the most shared reactions to the UK's sweeping new restrictions on children's social media use.

@bonchieredstate Our tax dollars helped pay for it you stupid fucking cunt.

@washingtonpost Yep, they’ll be talking about how you and your gaggle of retards ruined America because you were fucking bored.

A bar just a few miles from the White House, was packed with spectators, some sporting “UFC Freedom 250” baseball caps and T-shirts. “This is a once-in-a-lifetime event,” a viewer said. “Our grandchildren will be talking about this.” wapo.st/4vMr5ZE

@Variety lmao get fucked, that show absolutely couldn't be made today because no one is willing to endure even a second of being uncomfortable anymore.

Rainn Wilson Claims ‘The Office’ Was too ‘Inappropriate’ to Be Made Today, Seemingly Forgetting About Peacock Sequel ‘The Paper’ variety.com/2026/tv/news/r…

@nytimes @TheAthletic Yeah no one cares because New York sports fans are all fucking babies. No one “deserves” a fucking title, and the Knicks didn’t have one because they were garbage.

From @TheAthletic: The Yankees have the Mets. The Giants have the Jets. The Rangers have the Islanders. The Knicks have no rival for New York’s heart, so this championship means so much more to the city. nyti.ms/4av1rR2

@BaltimoreBanner @justin_fenton Uh yeah, because they were trying to detain a criminal. This isn’t Minnesota.

ICE vehicles hit Baltimore father’s car as he took his children to school, attorney says buff.ly/wFUFOmX

Hey @paraguay fuck you

@Reuters Hanoi Jane redux was not something I had thought I’d live to see

Jane Fonda to host First Amendment celebration opposite Trump's UFC Freedom 250 event reut.rs/4ehZKrr reut.rs/4ehZKrr

@Variety That's a really long way of saying "I didn't get invited."

Wanda Sykes says "thank God" she turned down Kevin Hart's Netflix roast: “Just lazy, lazy writing. But I thought the same thing with the [2024 Tom] Brady roast too. It seems like the roasts are just recycled sexist, racist, gay jokes. Like, come on.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/w…

@nytimes @TheAthletic Oh ffs, they were already doing that

From @TheAthletic: It wouldn’t be a World Cup without a problematic host. Russia in 2018. Qatar in 2022. "Now the U.S. is on a slide under humanity’s microscope," our columnist writes. "They’re making fun of us overseas." nyti.ms/3Qkqaki

@AP But she doesn't write her own songs?

Taylor Swift has become the youngest woman ever inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame. apnews.com/article/songwr…

@Variety Yeah cool I’m done with Spielberg

Steven Spielberg praises Taylor Swift: "Her place in our culture rivals that of the composers of the American Songbook, Lennon McCartney of the ’60s and the singer-songwriters of the 1970s like Carole King and Stevie ‘Let’s Go Knicks,’ and your namesake, James Taylor... Through her songs, she has taken billions of people by the hand and by the heart, and lights them with a message that is rooted in community and infused with hope and relatability. Through her songs, she makes us believe that we are in this together and together we can grow up, live, love, make mistakes, succeed, fail, and yet continue to believe in our own self-worth. Somehow, Taylor knows us all too well." variety.com/2026/music/new…

@SonnyBunch But his entire filmography is kind of that way?

It brings me no pleasure whatsoever to tell you the new Steven Spielberg movie is bad. Just a complete mess and, worse, kind of trite. thebulwark.com/p/disclosure-d…

@Variety ... but he isn't funny?

Bowen Yang says he left "SNL" because he "never felt central" to the show. "I never played the dad or the straight-man teacher. I was always kind of there as the seasoning." Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2…

@Variety Why does he keep getting jobs?

Bowen Yang jokes that the creators of #Titanique “didn’t do any research” about the Titanic: “For his 1997 film, ‘Titanic,’ James Cameron spent years researching the doomed ship, going to painstaking lengths to accurately portray what went down. Ooh, poor choice of words. The creators of Titanique, however, did not do any research. Instead, they asked, ‘What if Celine Dion was actually on the Titanic?’ And from there, used the music of our Quebecois queen to let that incredible story sink in. Wow, horrible words again!” #TonyAwards (via CBS)