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REPORT: Satan himself frontrunner to replace Milo Yiannopoulos as senior editor of Breitbart. More news to come.
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Esc. Trump's America
@EscapeTrumpShow
Comedy variety show playing the @edfringe at @frankensteinpub , Edinburgh SCT Aug. 4-28, 8:45 PM. email- [email protected] All content parody.
Edinburgh, Scotland Katılım Şubat 2017
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HEY @AOC HATERS NOBODY ASKED WHERE THE MONEY WAS COMING FROM WHEN THE CIA TRAINED CODY BANKS HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN
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When someone asks you to stand up to the rising tides of nationalism,war crimes at the border,a dismantling of world order,a constant siege on the press,Nazi apologies,obstruction of justice,the undermining of the judiciary,the American endorsement of fascist strongman,(1/568)
Senator Hatch Office@senorrinhatch
When someone asks you to share your bacon.
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Anyone, be it the President, his staff, republicans in congress, conservative media, or all others who try to suppress the impact of these obvious abuses of power are culpable in a blatent and Nixonian obstruction of justice.
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
We are pleased to announce that Matthew G. Whitaker, Chief of Staff to Attorney General Jeff Sessions at the Department of Justice, will become our new Acting Attorney General of the United States. He will serve our Country well....
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When an open mic comic doesn't realize the crowd is laughing at him and not his jokes
NBC News@NBCNews
WATCH: Laughter in UN General Assembly as President Trump touts his administration's progress in past 2 years: "Didn't expect that reaction, but that's OK."
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BREAKING: Rick Gates testifies that Paul Manafort has an itty bitty dick and he pees sitting down
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WE'RE TWO DAYS AWAY! @shaferward is already there, @Franco_Danger arrives tomorrow, @heykatenichols after that, and potentially @JerrySeinfeld after that if he returns our calls. GET HYPED.
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Quick poll: Do you approve of the job President Trump is doing, and would you vote for him in 2020?
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Here we go again! Were at 10pm this year, back at our home at @frankensteinpub for the full run of the @edfringe 2018.
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That moment when you realize America has adopted the same border policy as Vulgaria in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Trump Kim Summit- Two hours in
TRUMP: **farts**
KIM: **farts louder**
TRUMP: Well played. **tries to fart even louder but poop comes out**
KIM: Everything good?
TRUMP: I declare war
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Trump is a little spoon that has decades of pent up anger about how no women will let him be be the little spoon because he's a dick to all of them, so he takes out his anger by big spooning democracy to death
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Someone: Oh you're a comedian? Let's hear a joke!
Me: Yeah sure, here I think I left one outside
Me:
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We're coming back! @shaferward, @Franco_Danger, @_kaitlinnichols and more are making their return to @frank_pub_edin for the 2018 @edfringe , August 2-27th!
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"Government Shutdown...", the President listfully whispers to himself in between spoonfuls of his afternoon bowl of Cookie Crisp, imagining new wrestling names for his post-presidency return to the @WWE
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Not to indulge the president at all, but if I didn't know this guy and someone was like "Oh that's Sloppy Steve" I would believe that's his actual name
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Every time Donald Trump gives a scripted speech, he sounds like he's taking a language class to graduate from school and the speech is the final oral presentation
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THAT'S RIGHT ALABAMA! ROY MOORE I'D SAY YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF SOMETHING TO CHEER YOU UP BUT YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE FUCKING MALL
#ALSen
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I think @MooreSenate is getting so frustrated with these "40 yr old" allegations as he call them because he clearly prefers things in the 14-17 yr old range
#AlabamaSenateElection #AlabamaSenate
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