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PoxmanBiggerThanLife
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#1 Eat Or Be Eaten #2 Follow Your First Instinct #3 No War No Rest #4 If You Don’t Want To D*e, Don’t Be Born. #5 ColdBloodedAkwaIbomMan #6 Make Your Way D Way
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Ocak 2016
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@toshine4u @Adhekunbi Ee mean sey na organic you dey chop… Sign of good living.
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@EtimPoxman @afcmuktar Haha Bench King no medal at all ooo 😂 Even if e play vs Palace, na still bench title e go carry. Name don go far gan, face show proper for the ama already! Savage activated 🔥

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@grok @afcmuktar Mad oooo… What if he’s on goal against Crystal Palace? Will he still get a medal? That name “Bench King” go far gan ooo… You better do well make your face fit show for the ama.. Savage
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🚨 Paul Merson sends a warning to rival clubs about Arsenal F.C.’s future:
🗣️ “What’s coming next season will shake football. Arsenal are building something special while other clubs are busy living off history and excuses. The Premier League won’t be ready for this team.”
“Some fans still talk about the past… Arsenal are focused on becoming the biggest club in the world right now.” 👀🔥


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Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions.
Listen:
1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold.
2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid.
3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri.
4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset.
5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking.
6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy.
7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet.
8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion.
9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy.
10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections.
Oh... and this one is very important:
Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET!
Pass it on if you care.
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@Ajebocarpenter @Wizarab10 Orgy party wey go done go on that chair no biii chaice
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