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@EtooPepe

Affiliated Foods, Environmentalist, Joker and @Manutd Haya Flow😆 .

Nairobi Katılım Nisan 2012
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Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi@C_NyaKundiH·
The biggest threat to Ruto’s second term is a united opposition. There is propaganda that Ruto will simply rig his way back, but rigging is not as easy as people make it sound. Rigging requires serious intelligence, serious coordination, serious logistics and a disciplined political machine, and Kenya Kwanza may be loud, arrogant and aggressive, but that does not mean they have the capacity to quietly manage every moving part of an election without exposing themselves to a bigger crisis. The bigger danger for Ruto is the possibility of a last minute national mood swing where Kenyans wake up close to the election and decide in large numbers that Ruto must go. That is the counterattack I am talking about. Not chaos, not violence and not online excitement, but millions of ordinary Kenyans making a quiet decision in their homes, villages, towns, churches, markets, workplaces and polling stations that enough is enough. When people are divided, confused or hopeless, power can manipulate them, but when many Kenyans arrive at the same conclusion at the same time, the system starts shaking. Personally, my worry is bigger than Ruto. It is bigger than Kalonzo and bigger than whoever else imagines they can inherit power. Whether the next president is Ruto, Kalonzo, Kuku or anyone else, things will still be bad if the poisoned system remains untouched. The country is not well. People are broke, businesses are closing, families that were stable two or three years ago are now struggling, rent is choking people, food is expensive, school fees is a nightmare, jobs are scarce and hope itself has become expensive. This is where the opposition is also failing because they are talking politics but they are not seriously addressing the issues affecting Kenyans. Kenyans do not just need a replacement for Ruto. They need a serious plan for the economy, taxation, public debt, corruption, police brutality, unemployment, healthcare, education and the cost of living. Without that, removing one group and replacing it with another will only change the names of the people eating while the country continues bleeding. As I have always said, only Kenyans themselves will take back this country, rectify it and set serious systems. Not politicians, not tribal kingpins and not fake reformers who become silent immediately they get appointments. Keen people know that time must come, and it may come slowly then suddenly. No matter who is at the top, Kenyans will eventually realise that the system itself is poisoned, and once that realisation becomes national, it will be very bad for anyone who takes over. Kenyans will not just be asking for a new president. They will be demanding a country that finally works.
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SokoAnalyst
SokoAnalyst@SokoAnalyst·
Kenya is at it again. The Finance Bill 2026 now proposes a 50% excise tax on high-end and classic cars. Let that sink in. Half the value of a legally acquired asset… taken by the State. This is no longer taxation. This is punishment disguised as policy. Thread 🧵.
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Premier League Out Of Context
🚨🚨🚨IT'S OFFICIAL After lengthy negotiations, a ceasefire has been reached that will last until Tuesday night.
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🍂@tahyvr·
next up in the champions league, taliban vs isis
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Transfer News Live
Transfer News Live@DeadlineDayLive·
🚨 𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘: A fan travelled OVER 2,000KM across Europe just to watch his Football Manager club in real life. 🇮🇹 The 39-year-old from Imola fell in love with Coleraine after managing them for SEVEN YEARS on the game. He made the journey to Northern Ireland last week and watched them WIN 6-2 to qualify for the Conference League qualifiers. Even better, he got to MEET the players and staff. 🤩 This really is the beautiful game. ❤️ (Source: BBC)
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Kenya Power
Kenya Power@KenyaPower_Care·
@EtooPepe Good morning. We request for your patience. As the issue is still being addressed. ^HM
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✨BLOCKIANA✨
✨BLOCKIANA✨@Big_Dreez89·
If you ever studied psychology, you know accusations are actually confessions 🧠!
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Kenya Power
Kenya Power@KenyaPower_Care·
@EtooPepe Hello. We wish to extend our sincerest apologies. We are addressing a fault affecting your power supply. This is ongoing and power will be restored once our team is through. Please note that you can report an outage through *977#. Thank you for the report. ^HM
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Jonathan Gault
Jonathan Gault@jgault13·
Reminder that Sabastian Sawe's sponsor adidas spent $50,000 for him to be drug-tested out of competition as much as possible in 2025 and are doing the same thing in 2026. Today in London, he became the first man to break 2:00 in an official marathon. letsrun.com/news/2026/04/h…
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Kinyanjui Kombani
Kinyanjui Kombani@KKombani·
How are you telling me I don't have info and yet (1) I am the author (2) I also sell the books myself (3) Everyone else - including TBC and Nuria - sells this book at 750/-. Oxford recommends it at 750/. Note I have reached out to you guys before because of exorbitant pricing.
Kibangabooks|Kenyan & African books@KibangaBooks

For now we only sell at KShs1,000.0 Inquire with Oxford how much they distribute it at?😎 Maybe you don’t have all info.

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I am Chege
I am Chege@_James041·
MAJAMAA, I HAVE A VERY SENSITIVE MATTER HERE THAT NEEDS OUR SUPPORT🛑CONSUMER ALERT!🛑 " My name is Isaac Irungu. On the 18th of October 2016, I bought a 12.7Kgs gas cylinder from National Oil at my local shop in Buru Buru, Nairobi. On the morning of 19th October 2016, I lit the gas to boil water as I prepared my kids for school. Coming back, the water had not boiled and I resorted to using electric kettle. In 15mins my kids were done with breakfast and off they left for school. For those that have used National Oil gas, new cylinders emit very little gas. I came back to the kitchen to make my breakfast, and when I stroke the match, the whole kitchen went blue into flames. I got my treatment and while visitors streamed in, one of the visitors making some beverage noted that the gas had no smell. I notified @EPRA_KE whom in turn sent SGS to do an inspection. They did, and true to our fears, the LPG gas did not contain the "Ethyl Mercaptan" a chemical which is a foul smell that should notify someone of a leaking gas. National Oil senior officials visited me in November and suggested for compensation. But after the meeting, I called Safety Director of National Oil and he told me to direct my complaints to EPRA. When I did, I was requested by EPRA to send a fee note to National Oil through my lawyer. I did and we got a response from their insurance APA on the 31st of January 2017. They eventually requested for SGS report to process compensation which I have done over 15 letters( frame two is the latest) including countless visits to EPRA and by omission they are technically collapsing my compensation. The court has given as 14 days to get and file the SGS report and the deadline is 14th of May 2026. I have started an online petition, seeking help from Kenyans to help me pressurize @EPRA_KE to release the SGS report. Kindly help me signing the petition via the link below and also help tagging EPRA on this post. Thank you 🙏 and be blessed" The link: c.org/R6ypKjRcd5
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Chris Stephens
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMD·
My man
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A.A@CollinsAluso·
@ntvkenya Where are "Patrons" when you need them?!
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NTV Kenya
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya·
KNH plunges into ‘technical insolvency’, debt chaos, pension crisis and revenue leakages: Audit report zurl.co/63umH
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🍁RASTA MAN™🍁
🍁RASTA MAN™🍁@ItsJeffreyJeff·
If you are a lady at 30 na ulikua na bwana alafu mkaachana,you basically fumbled that man juu hautawahi pata mwanaume mwingine mwenye ataku-take serious. Utatumika kama sex toy hadi uamue ku-hang boots and turn to the church. Men are the prize
Nanj the Dj✨@NanjieGalgalo

Fumbling a man ? Come on.

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Ògárányá Chiri Èzè (Ogbuefi Ishí Mmirí Akù 1)
I saw the video and laughed 🤣😂🤣. This is what women fail to understand while they're in marriage. You entertain other men, disrespecting your husband because one he-goat wants to remove your pants and sleep with you. "Women are moved by what they hear" and he will promise you Eldorado that he will do for you once you're out. When you finally leave your husband and jump out, the same He-Goat will see you as a fool. First he will see you through the same prism which you treated your husband. Secondly, you'll lose value and thirdly he will dump you. No sane man would want to marry you.
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