EB@Belfast💚🤍💜 #LWS

@zebraellah @LionInCrisis Stalking you Zebra, be on your guard. 😊

What does it mean when the king of the jungle follows you?

@noOtterlikeme It's marvellous! I'm actually enjoying X now.🥰

There are so many new animals around, hi

@thefarmersheep Duck billed platypus.

what animal would you want to be like

@Ariafayeee No, it's nonsensical.

As a trans woman, I personally identify more with my womanhood that I do with my transness, I am a woman before I am trans. Does this make sense?

@SVPhillimore A necessary evil.

Polite notice. I do not want to lose my house to Jolyon Maugham. It is my only asset. I will not be able to afford to buy another. If I lose any action in defamation against him I will certainly lose my house. If I am advised that it will harm my case to call Weddell 'he/him' you had better be sure I will seriously consider taking that advice. Unless you want to buy me a new house, you will either respect my decision or refrain from insulting me about it.

@GussieGrips And they don't crawl far as the umbilical cord is similar to an extending dog leash.

I need to find this book, and you need to #DoYourPelvicFloorExercises

@Opiumbrella My wee Arter has been trying to start a band for years! Arter and Gary should form a duo called the Pussycat Dogs.😅

Now Gary says he started a band. And they are gonna make it big. He calls it pussy riot, but I told him that name was already taken 🙄 😂 He is taking ideas for band names.

@nomcebo_mkhali DM details of where to send please.💜

If it is all possible for anyone, I would like to request any donations like bras, clothes, socks, shoes, school bags, bags earrings etc

@Opiumbrella He's like a work of art.😍

Blue looking gorgeous watching over his ladies in the chicken bush.

@mattbatten0 My children loved Home and Away, the other girl in that scene is Bobbi who fell into a ratings-induced coma for about 3years, we called her Bobbi the Brain.😅

Peak Home and Away — 1988 📺🔥 Such a massive part of my childhood. This was the era when Home and Away was really finding its feet… and then we had the arrival of Dee Smart as Lucinda Croft. Great character, great storyline, and one of those moments you still remember. Different era. Great writing. Unreal memories. Who remembers Lucinda’s arrival?

@benonwine David Haye stoked the whole thing, bad loser.

Ant and Dec hailed for ‘finest moment of TV ever’ as they 'break character' by firmly shutting down live explosive row. David Haye was shut down live on air by Ant and Dec during the I'm A Celebrity... South Africa final, as the ITV show descended into chaos during a reunion.

I'll have him eating out of my hand in no time! #nuts #squirrels

@Opiumbrella Oh McGary!

His boss called and told me to come pick him up. Said it wasn’t gonna work out 😂

@MankindVsModFem @ThePosieParker Yes, let's make this about men said the man.

@ThePosieParker Now do women.

I don’t trust men around small children. I mean, all men, unless I have reason *to* trust them. Harsh, but fair.

@ThePosieParker Our distrust is necessary and should never be ignored.

@Opiumbrella McGary.😊

I made Gary get a job. Told him his dreams of being an influencer were never gonna come true 😂

@Opiumbrella I'm very impressed, Cindy doesn't know what she's clucking about!😊

Sorry creepy Dave. I don’t think the ladies are impressed 😂 in fact Cindy looks like she wanted to peck you in the face 😂

@ThePosieParker Dear Kelly-Jay, you were right, we were wrong...

🚨My son’s college update Dear Kellie-Jay, I have now had the opportunity to consider your email dated 9 April and to look into the matters you have raised. The College aims to create an environment which balances robust rights to freedom of expression with appropriate and proportionate interventions where the exercise of those rights crosses into harm, such as unlawful harassment, to other learners and members of the College community. That balance requires a judgment to be made, and I am satisfied that, despite our best intentions, on this occasion the correct balance has not been achieved. Accordingly, I am rescinding the finding against xxxxx and withdrawing the warning that was issued to him. It has been removed from his record. On behalf of the College, I apologise to him and to you for the way this matter has been handled. We will be in contact with xxxx to facilitate and support his return to studies as swiftly and smoothly as possible. The learnings from xxxx case will be fed into our forthcoming review of our policies, processes and the standards of conduct we expect from our learners, as well as the training we offer our staff about handling issues related to freedom of expression. Yours sincerely,

@cavakaggyreborn I bought a roll of cheap bin-liners once, they're useless, I never thought of making a cocktail dress from them though.😁

Laddie Black Dress. Not one of your best choices sir

@Opiumbrella This is the time in her life when her parent died, it's deeply personal to your daughter. Have faith she will cope with her grief.💜

My oldest daughter’s biological father died this morning. We didn’t get along. I didn’t much like him. He wasn’t good to me. He wasn’t good to her growing up. But in recent years he turned his life around, and had been working really hard on building a good relationship with her. My baby girl is heartbroken, and I’m heartbroken for her. I can’t do anything to take that pain away. I feel so useless right now. And she is packing to fly across the country, 3000 miles away from me. And my brain is all wibbly. I don’t like him. And I feel bad I don’t feel more upset, but also mad at myself I’m upset for him at all. It’s all a huge clusterfuck. And I’m not sure I have the bandwidth to deal with everything. I just hate seeing my baby girl in such pain and not be able to do anything to fix it.