Nolan Forsythe

In case anyone feels the impulse to ask me “This you?” let me just answer this up front: Yes, clearly. You know this already since you found that post looking through my post history. Yes, that was me, that’s what I said it, I fucking meant it, and I am not in the least bit ashamed of what I said. Don’t like it? Make an actual argument, prove me wrong, or fuck off.

What “hunter-gatherer thing?” Pre-agriculture, humans and protohumans were absolutely hunters and gatherers; with men doing more hunting (especially large game) and women doing more gathering and childcare. Anthropologists have observed this pattern across many societies. The likely drivers are practical not ideological: - Pregnancy and breastfeeding constrain mobility and risk tolerance. - Large-game hunting often involves long absences, danger, and physical exertion; not compatible with childcare. - Gathering provides stable calories close to camp and is compatible with childcare. - Men, on average, have greater upper-body strength and throwing power. There were exceptions to the rule, but the broader pattern is clear, and feminist revisionism won’t change that. So WTF are you talking about? (Also, OPs post was silly.)

@jisanfloewin Most women don't like grocery shopping, either. Also the hunter-gatherer thing is a myth and has been disproven. Stop using excuses for your incompetence. You are an adult.

I was sent to the grocery store today by my girl. Ladies, FYI, men hate going to the grocery store. It's a place to gather food. Men are hunters. We can only see food if it moves. Men hunt, women gather. It's science.

@ClownWorld BEWARE THE WHEELERS

@EATMYSHTANDHAIR @figscookie @kingofthehood89 @cosmicjester @ceaselessjelq I said women, not children. Being intentionally obtuse isn’t just tedious and uninteresting, it’s an implicit admission of your own limited faculties. You clearly have nothing of value to add to this or likely any conversation.

@EveryFckingTime @figscookie @kingofthehood89 @cosmicjester @ceaselessjelq So you want to impregnate 15 year olds?

Standard r/deadbedrooms post is like ‘my wife/husband hasn’t had sex with me for 9 years. It’s our tenth wedding anniversary tonight and we are going to a nice hotel so I’m feeling hopeful something will happen! EDIT: Bad news fam’

@Jason73732788 @tawnniee I’ve actually covered this topic at length.

@EveryFckingTime @tawnniee He can have a kid at 40 and there will be very little risk of anything happening to the child. He is right about male biology in general.

the White Man mogs Myron Brownoid Myron's jungle brain is unable to understand the basic tenants of White civilization like the family

@liivyalexx What the fuck?!

I know an older couple; extremely intelligent. She got a perfect score on the SATs and was attending Oxford. She had a natural talent and interest in languages. She posted a note on a bulletin board in one of the well trafficked common areas. The note was written in one of Tolkien’s Elvish languages. Her (future) husband read/translated the note, and wrote back, and that’s how they met and fell in love. They were married for 40 years or so before he passed. I think it’s one of the most endearing stories. Comparing their love story to “wanna Netflix and chill,” fills me with pity and a sense that we have lost something that we can’t even fully comprehend how precious it is, and how grave the loss actually is.

If a woman asks to watch LOTR with you, then you expect to watch LOTR. 😤

You’re funny. OP: it’s crazy how people are holding out hope for sex they aren’t getting on this subreddit. YOU (apropos nothing): women gain weight. Men’s fault. Maybe if… blah blah. ME: mirroring your reasoning YOU: stop changing the subject! You were the one going on a rant about men and post-childbirth weight gain, when nobody was talking about any of that. You can see that now, right?

@EveryFckingTime @g300sEnjoyer @kingofthehood89 @cosmicjester @ceaselessjelq this ain't about that? that's a new conversation that's not on topic. &nothing is wrong with men&women who gain weight but women are the first to be criticized for becoming fat, especially after a pregnancy. misogyny/beauty standards crack down on women more, let's be serious.

@Fredward1099 @BaneThe76451 Not it isn’t.

@BaneThe76451 The whole concept of a prenup is so asinine - it's a vote of confidence against the relationship, basically saying "I don't trust you". Then... why HAVE CHILDREN and CEDE LEGAL AUTHORITY to this person?!

It's extremely important every man watches this and boycotts the marriage institution. Because what she says is right. Feelings change, love changes. And whet seemed to be genuine at first, ends up looking like this. Greed over material stuff.

Would you accept a job offer not knowing what the job responsibilities were, or what the pay or benefits were? No. Would you sign a rental contract for a property you haven’t seen, and don’t know the rent amount, the terms, or how many years you will be agreeing to lease the property? No. A prenup is the same dynamic. A prenup doesn’t have to be so asymmetric. The main point is to sort out the terms of how a divorce would be handled if it ever came to pass, as opposed to trying to do that at the time of divorce when things are likely heated, or feelings are hurt, and the mindsets are adversarial. I think it makes way more sense to iron these details out from a place where you still love each other, as opposed to in a resentment fueled state because of who knows what future events. It isn’t fatalistic any more than having life insurance would mean you’re morbid and obsessed with death.

And if he hadn't signed that prenup he'd be losing a lot, but if you have to sign such thing, then why are you even marrying in the first place? Also if she finds a way to falsely frame him as an abuser of her or the kids, she could void the prenup.

ok, and so, when a man “lets himself go” and puts on extra weight and gets a gut, that’s usually/mostly the wife who’s the issue? Not that hard to imagine. If the wife made/packed her husband lunch for work and cooked him healthy meals for dinner he wouldn’t be grabbing fast food for lunch and and either fast food again for dinner or whatever processed food he can toss in the microwave and feed himself with when he’s drained after a long day at work.

@g300sEnjoyer @kingofthehood89 @cosmicjester @ceaselessjelq those women who can bounce back is cause of good husbands who help. usually when women gain a lot it's because they have 0 help with the house, work & baby so they "let themselves go" cause they no longer have time for themselves. it's mostly a neglectful husband who's the issue.

@figscookie @kingofthehood89 @cosmicjester @ceaselessjelq FUN FACT: if a woman gives birth when she is young (and coincidentally, at optimal fertility), her body will recover much easier and more fully, due to higher collagen content in her skin and other factors that come with youth and decline with age.

@kingofthehood89 @cosmicjester @ceaselessjelq if you don't love your wife when her body changes after she gives birth to YOUR children, then you shouldn't ask for kids full well knowing her body WILL change (or get married point blank but 🤷 oh well)

@Rainmaker1973 That doesn’t look like Brownian motion. Why are large groups of molecules moving in unison? Even stranger, why are those groups moving in unison with other groups located elsewhere in the cytoplasm?

Scientists have created one of the most detailed 3D reconstructions of a human cell (eukaryotic cell) ever produced. This groundbreaking model, often termed a "Cellular Landscape Cross-Section Through a Eukaryotic Cell," combines data from X-ray tomography, nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR), and cryo-electron microscopy to map molecular structures in extreme detail.

Think of it this way. If someone said “I dropped out of college” you wouldn’t say “omg, that’s so brave and amazing! Woohoo!” However there are plenty of people who are millionaire and even billionaires who dropped out of college. Similarly, deciding to not have children isn’t a virtue. If you happen to use th fact that you didn’t have children to accomplish things of real value to society, civilization and/or your fellow man, then there is reason for praise, and perhaps even emulation. Same as the college example.

@mbresee12 @EveryFckingTime @kimmyk_rants @OneBadDude_ Its interesting to see marriage and kids used as a shield against judgement while passing judgement on other folks. I don’t disagree with you. I just don’t like people judging other people. I think it’s ghey. Being a good human is good. Surviving is a pretty big achievement.

She stepped up to declare the way she chose to live life was some kind of ideal. I don’t think choosing to not take responsibility, not doing things that are hard but important roles, not taking what you learned in life and passing on your wisdom to the next generation, I don’t think choosing a path that avoids all this is inherently good even if you love the fact that you don’t have stretch marks or saggy breasts or gray hair from children. It isn’t all about you. If you can’t fulfill the most fundamental role of our species, at least use that time and energy for something worthwhile. Real estate agent, HR specialist, or marketing director ain’t it; you’re really just being selfish.

She was the one to put her life decisions out there like they were a flex. I’m actually not an asshole. I just don’t like people who made bad life choices trying to persuade others to do the same. Not even sure if that was her. I called it out and she deleted her post. You called me out, and I laid it out. We don’t agree, and probably won’t see eye to eye, but unless you are truly living an incredibly full life of purpose, like curing Parkinson’s or something, you’re most likely missing out on a huge part of the human experience whether you realize it or not, and I don’t want people for whom that is the case trying to make other people make the same mistake. My goal isn’t to be mean.

@mbresee12 @EveryFckingTime @kimmyk_rants @OneBadDude_ Does talkin’ shit to a 60yo lady on X give ya “good dad n husband” vibes? No response or judgment necessary. Just something to think about.

Why do single women, “living their best life,” spend so much time, alone in their cars, recording videos of themselves for social media? Is that what they mean by “living their best life?” Is this what being the truest expression of their most authentic self looks like? If it is, why have I never heard anyone say this is an aspiration of theirs or that this is what they “can’t wait to” do when they retire? And why would they squander their time doing this when their career brings them so much fulfillment and their fur baby brings them so much joy? Surely they have so much going for them that they’d have a million other more important uses for their time that fill them with so much happiness and satisfaction. Surely their work and friends and precious time at the dog park would be of such paramount importance, that you would have to drag them away kicking and screaming to get them to do something so pointless and inconsequential in comparison?

If she truly and honestly had no desire to have children, why on earth would she bother to get blood drawn and have an ovarian ultrasound performed in order to find out how many eggs she has left? That would mean she is either that crazy and spiteful that she had it done JUST so she could shit like what she just said, or this is a cope.

@d4rk_d3f3nd3r @OneBadDude_ Eg, they aren’t that large. I have seen some of these crazy women with pupils the size of dinner plates, but this is within a normal range for daylight in a semi-shaded location.

@OneBadDude_ Why do you suppose her pupils are this dilated in well lite conditions?