Matthew Osmond

There’s been a lot of misinformation spread online lately and I’d like to set the record straight that -after proper testing- @Skittles are not simply all one flavour. We are, in fact, tasting the many different flavours of the rainbow.

Day # whatever of quarantine... I’ve updated my iPhone’s name to MePhone so whenever it connects to my Bluetooth speaker, it says, “Connected to me phone” #DownHome #QuarentineLife @capeshorememes

Just a friendly reminder: You haven’t flossed lately. #PandemicLife

Corn on the cob - not a good quarantine food 🌽💦☔️ #COVID2019 #QuarantineLife #SocialDistancing

He did promise "America First." nytimes.com/2020/03/26/hea…

Bill Gates: The next outbreak? We’re not ready youtu.be/6Af6b_wyiwI via @YouTube

@markcritch The rest of us: Oh Shannon had ‘er baby after?!

Radio just reported that a pregnant woman in labour drove herself to the hospital on a skidoo. I hope they are ok. I’m pretty this child will grow up to be the future Premier that will lead us to prosperity. #snowmaggedon2020 #nlstorm #nlblizzard2020

Decorating the tree when the @Raptors game is on the TV #tangerinefanangle

I don’t know who needs to hear this today but... the arrow on your fuel gauge tells you which side of the vehicle your fuel cap is on #fuelforthought #hackyourride

@RaptorsGirls @Seauxmali 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️👌

@Seauxmali So is the Larry OB

Just landed in Newfoundland to visit the family. I guess we’re heading to this new Costco if we want to see them. #Galway #CostcoNL

@FredVanVleet HOLDING UP THE GATE AGAINST Giannis 🔥🔥🔥Let’s go @Raptors #WetheNorth

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The music is better with this end game:

@gerrydee By The Beach Fish and Chips #nojoke 1608 Thorburn Rd, Portugal Cove-St. Philip's, NL A1M 1L8 (709) 895-8800 g.co/kgs/gaFdtj

Best Fish & Chips place in Canada? GO!!

#Aquaman’s visuals are unlike anything I’ve seen to date in cinema, paired with a very fitting music score, it’s as fun a ride I’ve had watching a superhero movie since the first Ironman. @aquamanmovie #holidaymoviesworthwatching

Every time I wear a blue oxford shirt to Walmart I have discussions with employees about “how happy we are” with their performance and we “make major changes to merchandising and policies” based on their suggestions #RandomActsOfProductivity #ProductivityWithStrangers

@fredh20s @tsatoronto Thanks, what a time we had!

Rejecting your own capacity for change becomes the worst kind of self-fulfilling prophecy.

Talk about CARRYING a TEAM on your back enough and they will stop standing up on their own #LeBronJames #cavs #broken #nbafinals