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@CricCrazyJohns If it wasnt allowed, then this is bribing. If it was allowed, then there was no need for this PR

Hardik Pandya - Man with a Golden heart ❤️ Hardik keeps his promise of rewarding all the MCA groundsmen at Wankhede for helping him train till midnight at the ground as part of his preparation for T20 World Cup.

Due diligence pehle nahi karna hota hai? Bhala ho community notes ka.

@CSAssam_ Petrol and diesel produced in these 4 refineries is not only for assam since each state doesnt have a refinery of their own. Petrol and diesel produced in these refineries is shared with other states/rest of india too. So the 73% is actually other states’ share, not surplus.

In the State of Assam, the availability of Petrol and Diesel is quite surplus: Out of total petrol and diesel produced in four refineries in Assam, the state consumes only 27%. In other words, there is a surplus of 73%. Please check the following facts: 1. Average monthly production in 4 refineries (including NRL) : Petrol (MS) = 168 thousand metric tonnes Diesel (HSD) = 403 thousand metric tonnes 2. Average monthly consumption in Assam : Petrol (MS) = 63 thousand metric tonnes Diesel (HSD) = 92 thousand metric tonnes 3. Monthly average surplus : Petrol (MS) = 105 thousand metric tonnes Diesel (HSD) = 311 thousand metric tonnes Don’t resort to panic buying. Police authorities will register criminal cases against those buy petrol and diesel in lose containers under the following sections of the law: BNS Section 285 – Negligent conduct with respect to fire or combustible matter BNS Section 285 – Negligent conduct with respect to fire or combustible matter Besides BNS, police often invoke: ✔️ Petroleum Act, 1934 •Illegal storage without license •Strict penalties, including imprisonment ✔️ Explosives Act, 1884 •For hazardous storage conditions @diprassam @mygovassam @PIB_Guwahati @PIB_India @PTI_News @airnews_ghy @airnewsalerts @ANI @assamtribuneoff

@AbhinavXJ Nice to see metro cities transitioning from dog parks, jogging parks to fucking parks. Is that the designated space?

in a random fucking park in Noida

@Simridhi_ Matlab 1000 followers me kuch bhi likh sakte hain. Noted.

if a hot girl does a TedTalk, it should be called TitTalk

@asapismyjesuss Bas g*ndmasti

@EverythngRandom do baar tweet karke kya hoga laude

lak 28 kudi da 47 weight kudi da

@Arpitaaa01 Exactly. LOL

Turned 25 today 🎊🍾🎈 I feel old lol

@asapismyjesuss Twitter pe nahi hagna hota hai didi

@EverythngRandom abe utna mai hag ke nikal du

@karthik2k2 Non veg??

Modiji is the first politician to have a capsule named after him 😅

Transaction started at 09:02 PM You went in at 09:01, parked at bay, told attended to fill up full, he reached for nozzle, preset the value, placed the nozzle,filled the tank, re-placed the nozzle and got the card machine all in one minute? Bhai mujhe ye type karne me hi usse zyada time lag gaya

Entry at petrol pump 9:01 PM Full Tank Exit from petrol pump 9:05 PM

@MagneticNorse If nobody gave a flying f*ck for so many years, then it probably doesnt matter bro

You think this is a game?!

@ShachiGambhir Matlab 113 me bhi jaya ja sakta hai jiske liye 135 liye ja rahe hain

TIL that Pune has a student auto option, which is relatively economical. So cool, and probably useful for save a few bucks!

What do you use the ‘back tap’ feature on your iphone for?

i think @claudeai is by far one of the best privacy wise.

@XXIA4K @ShashiTharoor he clearly said irrelavant. pls watch the clip at 1:02

@EverythngRandom @ShashiTharoor his 'a relevant' sounded like 'irrelevant'

I said “BJP is not a relevant factor” — not “not an irrelevant factor”!

@Dearme2_ 12 years too late

Please don't get fat.

@nainaverse dhurandhar ke to kafi kam ho gaye hain but dhurandhar 2 ke aana start ho gaye hain

Aap logon ne notice kiya hoga Dhurandhar ke tweets kam ho gaye hain. Public memory is short-lived.

@Dearme2_ it doesnt. i just switched. screen resolution , fps, brightness, cameras, processing speeds(with all these AI clients) and even network connectivity improves

maturing is realizing your iphone 13 works just as well as the iphone 18.

@snskritinaruka there's a GST on every AI subscription model

If AI takes all the jobs, who pays the income tax?