Evildeckster

@Hells75Belle Let me tell you a story about a mouse named Lori...

I can’t stop singing “Rush Rush” by Paula Abdul, so I can’t possibly handle any of your horseshit today

@redredredred25 I'm so sorry, it seems like yesterday that I lost Jean and Jesse even though it was years ago. You will always have a piece of him in your heart.

RIP to the sweetest boy I could have ever wished for - I will love and miss you forever and a day ❤️💔

@Hells75Belle I made some a couple of months ago and found it a lot sweeter than I remember. I was disappointed

I could really go for a good sloppy joe right about now

@redredredred25 Quit watching amateur midget porn. Stick with the professionals.

@Hells75Belle Cheddar thinks that you are too competitive.

In your face to my brother’s dog, whom I absolutely obliterated in our family’s March Madness brackets.

@redredredred25 I'm 540 of them.

@saniyafatma1278 Cheddar and Brie celebrating their birthday!

Can we start the longest running thread of cat pics?

@BootleggedChad Chronic pain is so exhausting. I hope that tomorrow is better for you.

bad pain day

@Hells75Belle I bought four t-shirts for $20 at Costco today which is a step up from when my entire wardrobe was free beer shirts from the bar.

Just saw an ad that said “Stop paying $70 for premium t-shirts” No worries, brother. I never started.

@Hells75Belle I grew up on a farm and none of the chickens ever liked me. They all tolerated me because I gave them food and shoveled their poop. I also stole their eggs, so that might have been a factor.

@EvilDeckster So far only one chicken likes me

I’m housesitting and watching my BFF’s chickens for 2 weeks. Do you think they’ll like me to read them The Boxcar Children series?

@Hells75Belle You could come work with me. Miner - Maximum Income No Education Required.

I need a job that requires me to remember nothing at all because my brain is mashed potatoes

@Girl_Censored It's snowing here. 😞

I want ice cream. 90 degree weather in March is wild.

@BootleggedChad It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why Conservative politicians are trying to change Canadian healthcare to be more like yours. Sorry to bring politics into it but I've never been denied something that a doctor recommends. I truly hope that you feel better soon.

big pain day. insurance won’t send through my opioid patches my doctor prescribed 5 days ago. what is the point of a doctor prescribing something if the insurance just fucks you over about it

@Hells75Belle When you say preferably alive, you're talking about him right?

I haven’t cranked HAWG in days and I desperately need a man’s body on top of mine. Preferably alive.

@Donaldcolgan73 @FoxNews Yup, the pilot was a 30yo white male, can't get any more DEI than that.

@FoxNews Not surprised. Canada hires DEI.

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@Hells75Belle Sorry, I'll leave you alone. 😓

Only those with the purest of intentions shall enter my DMs

@tommysantos14 Except that there will be business to attend to. All of those changes will be fairly low on the priority list because after 4 years of being ignored, people will need to be focused on.

When Trump leaves office: The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department. The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center. The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico. The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom. Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired. The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president. Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference. The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies. The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists. Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it. The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters. U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators. And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

@Hells75Belle You should wear a Packers jersey to make sure that you are safe. ;)

Do my green eyes save me from pinches? Happy St. Patrick’s Day

You let your cat up on the table? Brother, I’d let my cat run for HOA President