Evil Lisa Loeb

@LisaLoeb has recently decided to cease posting on Twitter. As a result, so will this account. I did talk about this with Lisa prior to her making that call, so this was mutually planned. It's been a lot of fun gently teasing her and telling jokes over the last six years...

@DershWilliams @mlipman13 @AriTeman @tobi @pmarca

I’m disappointed that trump admin placed the 25% tariffs. I’m disappointed that this is our governments response. I love Canada and want it to thrive. I built Canada’s biggest tech company here because I know it’s a special place. Canada thrives when it works with America together. Win by helping America win. Trump believes that Canada has not held its side of the bargain, and he set terms to prove that we still work together: get the borders under control and crack down on fentanyl dens. These are things that every Canadian wants its government to do, too. These are not crazy demands, even if they came from an unpopular source. These tariffs are going to be devastating to so many people’s lives and small businesses. Action has to be judged based on what it leads to, not how good it sounds or feels. Leadership is about doing what’s right, not what is popular. And hitting back will not lead to anything good. America will shrug it off. Canada will decline. It’s simply the wrong choice in a possibility space where much better options would have been available.

@tobi Quisling

@dr_danbury @LisaLoeb Just posting today to response to relevant points. We may appear on Threads, we'll see. bluesky, when last I tried using it, was confusing and devoid of content, but we shall see, if @LisaLoeb uses it; our policy is she has to see all content and have veto power.

@LisaLoeb has recently decided to cease posting on Twitter. As a result, so will this account. I did talk about this with Lisa prior to her making that call, so this was mutually planned. It's been a lot of fun gently teasing her and telling jokes over the last six years...

... the account. The ridiculous jokes return in 2025!

... and I thank all you guys for following along. Of course, thanks also to Lisa, who is honestly a sweet and patient person for letting me do this. But the evil will continue on Instagram. Join me there at @evilisaloeb and bring followers because I just started...

Wishing you all a terrifying Thanksgiving!

Alert, peons! I am now on Instagram at EvilLisaLoeb - you WILL follow me there. Much multimedia content will soon be posted!

DOWN GOES NETFLIX! DOWN GOES NETFLIX! #TysonPaul

I WILL DESTROY #NETFLIX or I would if they hadn't already destroyed themselves, apparently. #TysonPaul

@MabonMedrod Makes sense. I am a master of metal.

I still think it's gas they put an Ulver poster in Meadow Soprano's room😆 "What music do I like? Oh you know, Lisa Loeb..90's Norwegian Black Metal..the usual"

You’ll answer “Lisa Loeb, Dark Mistress of Annihilation” if you know what’s good for you!

@wihayawintang Correct! Bask in my favor, loyal peon!

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Alana is now my Assistant Vizier for International Financial Malfeasance. Being loyal to me pays off, you animals!

This election will be much closer than my victory in 1996 when I won 786 electoral votes. #Election2024

@squeakytoy Bask in my favor, loyal supplicant!

@EvilLoeb Like taffy?

Get out there and write in "Lisa Loeb" for President or I'll pull your arms off. #violatonsofelectionlaws #Election2024

Why is "violations" misspelled? ALBERT, THIS IS YOUR FAULT! INTO THE BOX!

@SDFennell1 @LisaLoeb Bask in my favor, loyal supplicant!

@LisaLoeb Cute pic! You look like you’re 27! Beautiful!

I changed my mind and decided to go vote in person.  It's really moving to participate and take advantage of our privilege of voting. Vote! Vote! Vote!

@MFischerHawley @joevansstc Not that much older. Far less violent, though.

@joevansstc You look like Lisa Loeb a little older

Am I too old at 58 for this length? OK with tights and boots?