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Trump: T!
Pope: What?
T: T. Like Trump. Great letter.
P:...
T: Thanks for wearing it.
P: But...it's a cross
T: No, T. In America we say T
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ModernDino
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ModernDino
@EvolvedTRex
just a former T-Rex's account for teasing science deniers.
Katılım Ekim 2013
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@elonmusk Elon Musk doesn’t know how to wipe his butt properly after pooping. He perpetually has a crusty, itchy crack and a faint wafting of poopy aroma follows him wherever he goes. A bidet was recommended to him but he refuses to use one because he thinks it will “turn him gay.”
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It would be a terrible idea to admit Ukraine to NATO.
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh
🚨 #BREAKING: Ukrainian President Zelensky says he may agree to a truce with Russia without taking any land back from Russia. The exchange would be NATO membership for Ukraine. "We need to do it fast. And then on the [occupied] territory of Ukraine, Ukraine can get them back in a diplomatic way."
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To be clear, I have not done any media interviews and this is not actually my checklist.
I am trying to make life multiplanetary to maximize the probable lifespan of consciousness. Some of the items below are needed for that.
ALEX@ajtourville
Time Magazine — Citizen Musk 🇺🇸🫡
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Ben Shapiro thinks a wet vagina had a disease because that’s what his doctor wife told him.
Ben Shapiro@benshapiro
Well since this person is a man, this makes sense
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Ben Shapiro thinks a wet vagina has a disease because that’s what his doctor wife told him.
Ben Shapiro@benshapiro
This man is almost singlehandedly responsible for the massive polarization of American politics over the past 16 years
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Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches towards feeding children.
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Kkkhaki Kkkomander is so upset that he hasn’t been named Secretary of Very Cool Guys That Have Totally Touched a Real Boob or whatever.
Charlie Kirk@charliekirk11
They spied on Trump. So now they get Tulsi Gabbard. They tried to lock up Trump. So now they get Matt Gaetz. They kept the border open. So now they get Tom Homan. They tried to ruin the country. And they are getting what they deserve.
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@ChristnNitemare Wonder what his god will do when his mom loses her house and Medicare and he can’t get his jaw/teeth fixed from lack of healthcare
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when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala tweet of the election
Cameron Winklevoss@cameron
The Harris-Biden Administration has cost the crypto industry $500 million in legal fees. Vote Trump and this goes to $0. Vote Harris and this will balloon to $ billions. Choose wisely.
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If you fear the dastardly voting machine will change your vote from Trump to Harris, the wisest thing you can do is stay home and avoid those demonic devices. #ElectionDay
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Electric Monk's batteries run on ethyl alcohol.
If any entity is worthy, send all ethyl alcohol to this Monk, as it requires enormous power reserves to update and increase its unparalleled belief services for you humans during this 2024 U.S. POTUS election.
Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮@DevinCow
Please send the alcohol to me.
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The inability to get good players the ball is mind boggling.
Bill Zimmerman@BillTZimmerman
The 3 games where Cole Kmet has 1 target or less are the Titans, Commanders, and Cardinals game. Arguably the three most offensively inept games of the season.
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The fat orange man stands on his balcony, staring just over the heads of the crowd, his body swaying as he struggles to maintain balance, his signature predatory smile pasted to his face.
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It happened in 2020 and it might be happening again now. @Donie recently spent 24 hours soaking up pro-Trump media sources and concluded that "all these outlets are claiming there’s no way Trump can lose if the election is fair." cnn.com/2024/10/29/pol…
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"January 6th is going to be pretty fun"
How MAGA activists are planning to attempt to subvert the election if Kamala Harris wins.
Reporting w/@CurtDevine and @caseytolan
Watch and read here: cnn.com/2024/10/31/pol…
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