Evon117

@SpaceKoala My 1982 Plymouth reliant has a computer. And a carburetor.

People say this because they don't realize Toyota hasn't sold a car in the US without a computer in it since 1988.

You ever take a shot and be like "yea that's smooth, but it tastes like shit?"

canadians really do love putting their airport codes in their bios

@sixsevenabuser @iupdate Only right opinion in this thread

@iupdate There hasn't been a phone worth buying since the iPhone 4S and Galaxy S5. I hate my flying iPad so I stick to android and only upgrade when I get a free phone for switching carriers. I hate modern phones so much

I am 28 years old and still can’t comprehend how someone would willing use Android over iPhone

@KangusB3 @frenbilt Ope is important to all white Protestant culture. It's like a shorthand sorry, "Ope, didn't mean to get in ya way" ore when ya get hit by a door ya go "Ope!?"

@frenbilt Do you know about 'ope' though

Canadians do really say the eh thing btw.

@Staymares @frenbilt You know, im a certain boy through and through, and I support independence. BUT. Why trade Ottawa for DC? Sounds just as bad to me as what we got already. I'm sick of east coast yuppies. Don't care if they north or south variety.

@frenbilt Independence is ideal, but joining the US is still better than where we are tbh

I regularly speak with Albertans and they say “I could wake up tomarrow and see American tanks rolling down the street and it wouldn’t bother me a bit eh”

I'm a bit drunk and cooked up, but im wo during if there's any service or rhing I can join to write essays for and have them graded... I've been a tradesman for a decade and I need to write like now...

@topkick2k3 @GoofyNewfie2012 Youre clearly a hab fanatic, could you please illustrate to me how on earth that was interference when guile was the guy causing it in the first place??

@GoofyNewfie2012 Not without the interference

Sorry Habs but that puck is in bah

@tsnjamesduthie Worst call I've ever seen. I'm not a fan of either team, that shit was in like flynn.

That's 12 minutes of our lives we'll never get back.

People who stand up before the doors are opened should also be shot

People who sit in the windows seat and close the blind should be shot in the street.

@JackFiller17 @enjoyer_liberty It's about imagined airflow, imagine a flag on a pole on top of the plane, which way would it face?

@enjoyer_liberty Why’s the flag on her plane backwards?

never forget this incredible mog from 2016:

@cyber_tripper @anxietymsgs Ohoho, zenith master race

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context

@PanderShirts Nah bro you want a powder blue in the bathroom. Trust me.

Color swatching my bathroom while thousands of radfems wish for my death. This is Pale Avocado

@justonlymikael @sevignyluvr Mental illness

@sevignyluvr I think it’s perfectly rational I literally tear up when I see someone taking a photo and I’m in the background area I hate the idea of people having a photo of me whether I’m the center of attention or not

this is so sad actually

@lindsay__stamp Sounds like you need a mkIV Lincoln continental in your life

My Honda is 9 years old. It’s been paid off for 5 years. It has over 100,000 miles on it. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it but the itch to upgrade is strong 😂

@hypercorei9 @i2cjak Ah ut in three phases like us real electricians play with that aint no traveller

@i2cjak Nice work! It is the classic traveler (red) TAP to uninterrupted supply for the every-man appliance that will almost certainly burn your house down the first time you are out of town on vacation.

electrical engineer here! What the fuck!

@DeIudedShaniqwa My girlfriend likes when I do this to her 😉

They? Who’s they?

@CharlieAdorer @nicraymond @CatholicCharm Life is work for 98% of people dumbass. Why not get a head start so you can make more money when it matters?

@nicraymond @Evon117 @CatholicCharm I agree, forcing teens to spend their youth working a "job" is wrong. You already send them to the goyim indoctrination facility for 40+ hours a week. Let them have a life!

Thinking about what would be good for a first job for a 14/15yo kid that would teach them hard work and conflict resolution without putting them through fat grown adults verbally abusing them over french fries