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Girls only want one thing and it’s to collect cute cups

Imagine being so addicted to adderall you go to grad school

Just finished @AndrewSchulz new #INFAMOUS special, this mfker snapped. My face hurts from laughing

YouTube allowing me to minimize my video so that I can still watch while on other apps 🫶🫶🫶

The original streamer refused to air my new special w/out cutting several jokes. I’m stubborn. Instead of airing a watered down version of the special, I spent my life savings and bought my special back. So Pre-Order now and spread the word so my wife doesn’t divorce me!

Fucking Buffalo

By your mid 20’s you should have: - an air fryer - an emotional support water bottle - A crush on Robert Pattinson - late diagnosed ADHD - crippling anxiety about the state of the world and so have developed a “fuck it we ball” mentality

The 🐐 @joerogan pulled up to the new studio, got me too high, and started breaking down Furries. New #Flagrant Tuesday at 10am

I can’t believe nobody told me Dave Chapelle was doing a show in Buffalo tonight… I feel bamboozled

Uvalde Police, when a SCHOOL SHOOTING happens you can’t just sit on your ass. Who do you think you are politicians?

Long Live The Flagrancy ❤️

Food is great and all but expecting me to eat 3 full meals a day just to survive is too much

All the comedians from Guy Code are peaking this decade. @chrisdcomedy Pete Davidson @andrewschulz @cthagod

Instagram is actually boring asf now

How would this change our society and culture?

I love that my dog wears a necklace with my cell phone number on it

My toxic trait: Wanting no help because I can do everything myself. Then feeling overwhelmed that I have no help

Be a good person, but don't waste your time trying to prove it.

i love being toasted