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Dexter Valentino
@ExcaliburNerd
Your next favorite writer 📚 Self-published author of three novels along with a slew of other tasty work. Click the link for the menu.
Bronx, NY 🗽 Katılım Aralık 2010
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Malaysia is an outspoken critic of Israel.
Just sayin'
RT@RT_com
Apocalypse torching of 100s of FLOATING Malaysia homes
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>all my life I get told that picture books are for kids and grown-ups read chapter books
>go to adult bookstore
>all the books have pictures in them
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian)@NorthernIion_LP
what the hell are adult books? do you think they sell the intelligent investor in there?
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This is about 10x more ominous than "a whole civilization will die tonight"
Clash Report@clashreport
Trump posted a video of Frank Sinatra performing “My Way”. “And now, the end is near / And so I face the final curtain… Regrets, I’ve had a few / But then again, too few to mention… I did it my way.”
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Women get over ex’s by getting under randos lol 🤡💩
𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻𖤐@wyd_loner
Leah reveals she hooked up with a random football player while still hurting over her ex… and she instantly regretted it 😭💀 “I only did it because I was still really hurt over my ex… and it was honestly disgusting”
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BREAKING: Trump has pulled VP Vance from the Pakistan talks over "security reasons," reversing his announcement from minutes ago. Witkoff and Kushner will lead the delegation instead.
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This is the first time these words have ever been said in human history
Mac 🍃@ihymacc
If I’m ever born again, I want to return as a Hindu in India, every single time.
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Women transitioning into unimpressive little men and realising how good they had it as women will never not be funny
Will Harley 🇧🇪🇬🇧@Hardley76
This ‘trans man’ is depressed because nobody notices her or makes a fuss over her ‘transness’. ‘We just want to live our lives’ means ‘give us constant validation and attention’
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so you’re saying people should blow up data centers right now if they want to be able to eat and pay for rent in the near future?
TFTC@TFTC21
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei: “50% of all tech jobs, entry-level lawyers, consultants, and finance professionals will be completely wiped out within 1–5 years.”
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Don Bluth, creator of The Land Before Time and All Dogs Go To Heaven, famously said that kids can handle anything in a film so long as you put a happy ending on it and he was and always has been completely right.
🅱️ete oaks@b0newalljackson
90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “
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BREAKING: Tehran claims it has received intelligence information indicating that the United States and Israel are preparing for a surprise attack on Iran.
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Y'all remember when they were charging $400 to fuck both of them and they were fucking dogs.
The Daily Wave@DailyWaveHQ
The Clermont Twins at Coachella 👀
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