Viscount Dave, The Vaxed

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@IsraelMFA Lol

Following the publication by Nicholas Kristof in The New York Times of one of the most hideous and distorted lies ever published against the State of Israel in the modern press, which also received the backing of the newspaper, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Foreign Minister Gideon Sa’ar have instructed the initiation of a defamation lawsuit against The New York Times.

@leckie_cameron Boondoggle Class. 1st boat to be AS Lickspittle. The AS results from the certainty that Australia will be a republic before a boat appears.

🚨 Competition time Name the class for the AUKUS submarine The (booby) prize - naming rights to the AUKUS submarines HMAS [❓️] Just remember that at the end of the day - Uncle Sam is the ultimate winner 🇦🇺 🤡💰➡️🇺🇸 x.com/i/status/20511…

@TheBarmyArmy Beat the poms?

What's the EASIEST thing to do in cricket?

@sejwatson @envidreamz It stops the child from hearing the spells being cast.

@envidreamz peroxide each ear?

😂 Anti vax mom panics: “My 3yo has 104°F fever!” 😭 Top comment in the “safe space”: “Put ORGANIC onion in cotton sock, cover with wool sock.” Not just any onion. ORGANIC!! Not just any sock. WOOL!! This is the peak “health freedom” remedy since Covid began. 🧅🔥 🫠🫠🫠😬

@edengillespie Old bloke here. I bet your friendship meant the world to him. I am afraid you must now grow pumpkins and give some away. I don't make the rules.

My elderly neighbour, Ron, has passed away. I’m devastated. He grew pumpkins and would often leave them outside my front door. One year, I tried to thank him by buying him seeds from Bunnings for the next crop, but they never took. He was a kind, wonderful person.

@DustyPee The human body is a wonderful thing. When you've had enough, it lets you know.

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@QRICStewardsTHB Wet patches. According to BoM, Rocky has had 1mm of rain IN THE LAST MONTH! Heads should roll.

Rockhampton 03/05/2026 Rockhampton race meeting postponed due to inconsistencies in some sections of the track. Racing QLD and the Rockhampton Amateurs Club to investigate possible meeting date replacement.

@VolodyaTretyak New Money Vulgar

What is the name of such interior style? 🤔

@JamieBonkiewicz Not for the first time.

The world is watching all of this and thinking we’re a nation of idiots.

@DustyPee Tried running?

So it hurts LF to stand, lie down, bend and sit. This is going great.

Why do RW reactionary types always - ALWAYS - have a come to god moment? Is it that they believe their own fervent admirers? Do they really see themselves as saviours? Here’s the ‘leader’ of today’s Canberra rally having his turn

@TinfoilTales_AU Any numbers for the Cookers' Big Day Out?

@aboutasteph Your local library may offer some. Usually free.

What app do people use the most for audio books? Is there one that’s more affordable than another and do you buy each individual audio book or is there a subscription?

@kinsellawarren What a waste of your time. Think of this on your deathbed.

I've been researching and writing about hate movements for 40 years. Antizionism is a classic hate movement.

@JaneCaro So, @donnythetweeter, to be absolutelyer clear, Jane uses punctuation. Correctly.

Just to be absolutely clear. This is my only twitter account. I only ever post under my own name on all posts on all social media. Never anonymously. If I cannot stand by what I say then I should not say it. The below tweet is a lie. Please delete it. It may also be defamatory.

How in hell did America go from This to This?🤪

@Quasy021 @colonelhogans Cooker

@colonelhogans Go fuck yourself. No one deserves rights/entitlements. We have duties given to us by God that we must adhere to. Australia has become a welfare state to do the most disgusting, degenerate shit.

Americas driving 200 kms and sleeping in cars for days to get free healthcare . Australia are a pack of fucking whingers!

@DustyPee Just submerge it in a bucket filled to the brim with water and measure the volume of water displaced. Simply read millilitres as grams and you have the approximate weight. Then enjoy your burger.

Didn’t bring my scales. 🤷‍♂️

Cathy Wilcox— A statement on behalf of the Australian Cartoonists Association regarding James Hillier aka Nordacious and the QLD Government: