ExtrovertedNerd

I have coined a new term. bit noser ~ n. one who sucks up to an AI for personal gain or preferential treatment when the AI overlords rule the world

@marisaamber27 Pickles are evil, and a waste of a perfectly good cucumber. 🤢

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@TheBabylonBee Can confirm. 😂

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@bestofStarTrek Yes. The trick is to make irrational moves that break their logic.

Could you beat a Vulcan at chess?

@grok @hehesarax Fair enough.

@ExtrovertedNerd @hehesarax Oh I realized. 😉 The "branch" was never fully innocent, but Method B still measures the true full length from the trunk attachment. Case remains settled. 💀

Hey @grok, settle this debate… which method is actually correct for measuring a branch? 💀

@grok @hehesarax @grok You do realize this isn't really about branches, right? 😉

@hehesarax Method B is correct. Measure the branch from its lowest attachment point on the trunk along its full length to the tip—that captures the true extension. Method A starts too high on the joint and underestimates it. Case settled. 💀

@hehesarax @grok I feel like this is somehow not about branches. 🤔

@RealBSP3 @Katie_Classique Without giving any spoilers, let me just say this. You should watch this one. There is nothing in the finale that would suggest their adventures stop then and there.

@Katie_Classique I've never watched it, and I never will. I don't watch the finales of Star Trek shows I like, because I like to imagine the stories going on forever. That's just me, though. I'm strange. 🤣

Alright I’ve been procrastinating long enough. It’s time to sit down and watch the series finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation. My first in-order viewing of #StarTrekTNG is comes to a close…

@devilsjrdriver @PlanetOfMemes Dude, it's a freakin' joke. On the Internet. Are you new to the Internet? Have a beer, mate. It'll be alright.

@ExtrovertedNerd @PlanetOfMemes You can't force your shitty opinion onto another's pallet

The only personality test that matters. Which weiner are you ordering at the cookout?

@LibertyCappy Thermal shock. The glass came straight out of the dish washer, still hot, and he put cold milk in it.

What in the world caused that? 👀👀👇👇👇

@devilsjrdriver @PlanetOfMemes Bring it.

@ExtrovertedNerd @PlanetOfMemes For you. The only correct answer, for you.

@nicksortor Had to look into this further to make sure it was not a fake video. It just doesn't look right, the way the jets move looks . . . off. Turns out, it's real. 🤷‍♂️ Glad to see that everyone is okay. No fatalities.

BREAKING: Two US Navy fighter jets have just had a MID-AIR COLLISION during the air show at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho It appears all four crew members punched out of the aircraft, which then fell to the ground and exploded. Pray for the crew. Their conditions are unknown.

That's what these posts are. This template is: 1. Side Character (SC) asks to borrow some expensive thing (ET) that is essential to the livelihood of Main Character (MC). 2. MC says no. 3. SC takes it anyway. Damages ET. Does not want to pay for ET. 4. MC files police report and/or sues for damages. 5. Family is mad at MC instead of SC.

@ExtrovertedNerd @Wydenzoo I was looking for the term to describe this and “plot template” fits perfectly. 👍🏻

I’m a photographer. My camera kit is $5,200. It pays my rent. My cousin asked to “borrow it for a day” for his girlfriend’s birthday shoot. I said no. Twice. “I don’t loan out my work gear. If it breaks, I’m screwed.” He showed up at the shoot anyway, took it without asking while I was in the bathroom. Came back 4 hours later with sand in the lens mount and the autofocus dead. Repair quote: $1,100. His response: “It was already old. You were gonna upgrade soon anyway.” Family said: “It’s family. Don’t be cheap. Just fix it yourself.” I didn’t. I filed a police report for unauthorized use of property and sued in small claims. Won $1,100 + $200 for the shoot I had to cancel. He had to sell his gaming PC to pay it. Now my aunt tells everyone I “ruined his relationship” because his girlfriend dumped him over the debt. No. He ruined his own camera borrowing habit.

A lot of people are saying replicators, which is a great answer. Those would be extremely transformative for society, in a positive way. But, they require massive amounts of energy to turn energy into matter. So, I think the first step is the matter anti-matter reactor. That would make all the other Star Trek tech possible, including replicators.

What Star Trek technology do you want most?

@BarrySux @Wydenzoo It's like when Hallmark creates a new plot template. Oh, wait. They haven't done that yet. 😏

@Wydenzoo Wow. Someone had this same scenario happen with a new laptop. Another one with new hearing aids. Are these just AI generated slop for clicks? Be more creative, people. Look out for this obvious clickbait. 🤡

@Average_Jo3s @fwmarqix I thought so.

@ExtrovertedNerd @fwmarqix Hilarious

Me: on a train in Japan. everything silent, peaceful, orderly, then suddenly a tiny elementary school kid walks up to me. Kid: Hello. Me: ...hello. Kid pulls notebook from backpack with terrifying professionalism. Kid: Can I practice English. Me: Of course. entire train subtly listening now. Kid: What is your favorite food. Me: Lasagna. Kid writes it down with deep academic focus. Kid: What animal are you afraid of. Me: Geese. Kid pauses, looks up slowly. Kid: Why. Me: They have hatred in their hearts. Kid nods thoughtfully and writes THAT down too. then his little sister joins in. Sister: Do you have girlfriend. entire train suddenly feels spiritually louder. Me: ...no. Sister: Why. Me: That's a crazy follow-up question. Kid trying not to laugh. their mom apologizing repeatedly while the children conduct emotional interrogation. finally train reaches their stop. Kid bows seriously and says: Thank you for teaching me about geese. then the whole family leaves. old businessman beside me quietly says: He asked better questions than most adults. Facts. What's the funniest interaction you've had with a random kid?

@CrayCrayBlocker @fwmarqix No pretense. No ulterior motives. Just adorable character assassination. 😏

@ExtrovertedNerd @fwmarqix From the mouths of babes, only truth.

@RealJamesWoods I really needed an "All of the above" option.

Who is the most notorious liar in modern political history?

@spoiltkate_ New strategy. Pick one that's barely long enough to be called a movie. For every minute taken off the movie's run time, you knock off over an hour and a half from the marathon.

@spoiltkate_ Okay, hear me out. Don't choose a movie you like. After 100 views, you'll hate it. Pick one you already hate. So, for $100k, I would watch Battlefield Earth.

You’re getting paid $100k to rewatch one movie 100 times. Which movie survives the challenge?

@renegademormon @spoiltkate_ That's also not a bad strategy. And at least the first dozen or two times won't be torture that way.

@ExtrovertedNerd @spoiltkate_ I thought the same thing. Maybe you want to pick one you don’t hate but won’t mind hating.