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eyechelangelo
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so fly my whip is a damn spaceship
Katılım Eylül 2015
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every homophobic quote tweet from a kpop account is a cultural ballistic cruise missile fired directly from the heart of the Republic of Indonesia
manuel fraga socialist@socialistfraga
People say that indonesia has no global relevance, but if you see a teenage girl from stantwt saying some woke-sounding weirdly conservative shit in slightly broken english you will find out how wrong you are
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My thoughts on this are too interesting and insightful to waste here
Sami Gold@souljagoyteller
David Lynch is one of modern America’s greatest conservative artists but we’re not ready to have that conversation yet
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@confusionm8trix also ties in with their worship of guys like mike vining (below) and dwight eisenhower
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@confusionm8trix right wingers basically see it as a cautionary tale against mexican immigrants cartels, and love the border crossing scene in particular as a form of military porn in which the meek looking guy with glasses (wow hes just like me!) is a secret badass who kills gangsters
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the sort of semicoherent ramblings you’re missing on my letterboxd
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@stephanicci @geminispider561 cornish/west country! this one actor from the 1950s who played both blackbeard and long john silver happened to be from cornwall, and from then on, the association stuck.
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@geminispider561 I could not place a pirate on a
Map the same way I could not place cowboys in any time period
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When my family got into an argument over whether mr. Krabs was Jewish or Italian
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i honestly try, as much as i can, to engage with the central conceit of every tweet i see, but sometimes there are ones that i read half of and decide im not going to think about them any further. some stuff just isnt worth the brainspace.
Anne Chovy@AnneChovy2
No one wants to talk about the light monoculture of spotify-core workplace safe "deep" cuts. Lightly obscure music that makes the listener feel tapped in and cultured when they listen to songs thatll be played over some HBO credits by the end of the year
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schizophrenic widower hallucinates dead wife as a stripper then kills himself
Best Indie Games@clemmygames
Describe your favorite game poorly in one sentence
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@confusionm8trix this happens to me sometimes too!
have you heard of biphasic sleep? some of my creative friends have told me that nighttime hour is crucial for writing or anything else requiring genuine inspiration. i had a professor who wrote his entire thesis like this
#First_sleep_and_second_sleep" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasi…
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Quit my job and paid an Etsy witch to make my ex manager infertile and it’s not even noon #OhYouThoughtThisWasARabbit
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@elarden33 @indiehamlet yea, but the two of them are the leads in the dune movies, and [spoiler] timee and his son basically lead a genocide against the galaxy in the next movie. i think thats what the post is referencing
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@EyeElMayo @indiehamlet The right pic is from Challengers and the left from Marty Supreme
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@agrippa_dr @JacobAShell Interesting concept: you have 15 years to evac and entire system and strip mine it.
That would be a huge disaster in and of itself.
Imagine the panic if the first order fleet showed up to delay proceedings in year two or three….
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I forgot about the "planets are just a few thousand miles apart" shot
Star Wars Holocron@sw_holocron
Over 155 billion people are killed in THE FORCE AWAKENS, making it one of the highest kill counts in cinema history.
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@NorthernIion_LP NL: new librarian vid just dropped
fujoshi wife: how is it…
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k8 wondering if there's NL librarian yaoi...
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Kafka knew Urdu ???
Rehman@rehmananwer
“I miss you deeply, unfathomably, senselessly, terribly.” ~ Franz Kafka, Letters
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whats the point of having all the rich pedophiles on your side if they cant rig ONE GAME for you
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@bhangbhangducx formative MUN experience. having to wait until everyone exchanges instagrams on the last day to learn people’s actual names, and until then just saying shit like “i think Republic of Congo is into me lowkey”
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fun fact: when I was in Model US Senate the girl playing Mitch McConnell was absolutely gorgeous and I never learned her real name and so my mental image of Mitch McConnell is a stacked blonde and I would say things to my friends like "holy shit Mitch McConnell is stacked"
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