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@Sthormyy Uhm... hi?

free pic if you stop scrolling and say hi

@ShitpostReels Someone needs to write this but for male degens. Maybe an isekai. Hmm... maybe I could do it.

@Freedomalternat @DisaffectedPod What? If not the 1950s then what do men want?

@DisaffectedPod Your friend (and most conservatives) need to understand this: reversing and getting back to status quo ante is no longer enough. Men are not coming back to 1950. That ship sailed decades ago.

A view from Europe, Iceland, to be specific. The writer is a friend, and she's alarmed at the great feminization of her country's political structure. -J europeanconservative.com/articles/comme…

@MentisWave It was always this dumb. It sometimes gets smarter but swiftly returns to the mean.

>Going through various positions on the Iran war >Insane amount of trashlibs are only against the war because they hate Orange man >Insane amount of neocuckservatives are only in favor of the war because they blindly support whatever Trump wants How did politics get this dumb?

@elonmusk So what are you going to do about it? Write a strongly-worded xeet?! Elon FFS get off your ass and start funding a propaganda arm for the right or we'll never make it to Mars.

Exactly. Legacy media is a propaganda arm of the far left.

@CommieGibberish We need to bring back that Chris Tucker comedy routine but instead of "Niggas vs. Black People" it's "Jews vs. White People"

Schlomoberg Rapechildrengoldsilverrothenstein: “I want to rape all non-Jewish children, non-Jews aren’t people, I love tricking them, fuck I hate all goyim.” Blacks: “Sounds about White.”

@shitpost_2077 I have a T-shirt with a design of Popeye that must've been made by the same artist. It's the same except he's got one hand on the helm of a ship and an a bottle of Jack Daniels flowing into his arm through an IV drip. Pretty cool if I say so myself.

@imagesaicouldnt I'm actually certain everybody in that thread is an AI bot so take this down

@Howlingmutant0 @soogz1 Why did X yeet this from my timeline a split-second after I saw it the first time I went doomscrolling today?

@soogz1 You may stack a donut yes

can i stack donuts on it for valentines? 🥺

@Freedomalternat Ok I'll ask: what's so funny?

I see Elon's algo has decided to feed me comedy. Granted, I haven't laughed at the expense of born-again degenerate cucktians so maybe it's not a bad idea from Grok's pov. It's just that this is low quality comedy.

@TheMindScourge Big insight into the 1 percenters' brains, but while it explains how he was able to so effectively serve his masters, it doesn't change the fact he had masters.

Elite Anglo professional spaces are largely sexless, and this is what Epstein took full advantage of These scientists and businessmen that Epstein cultivated weren’t interested in him for his intelligence or his insights, but his status: specifically, his access to and authority over exploitable, subservient, women. Male status, historically, is tied to the ability to get or to control women, and this is precisely what (psychologically) Epstein’s network of male acquaintances felt they lacked. Many of them were or are intensely nerdy and were never successful with women in their personal lives. It’s an intensely vulnerable point for them. They might be billionaires, but zero rizz, and it makes them feel low status and unmanly. Then this random guy reaches out to them and he’s got all these connections and a private island with girls and it’s all very Axel Wenner-Gren and James Bond. They feel like they’ve passed through a portal into a world that they thought they’d once have entry to due to their success, and they never had it, it was all just beige conference rooms and LED-lit terminals while waiting to fly private. They envied him, that’s the truth. You don’t need international conspiracies or intelligence entanglements with Mossad or whatever. Just basic animal motivations and a sociopathic procurer at the center of it all

@FollowedByFeds @9mmsmg Someone needs to animate this

>your wife’s friend enters >she gazes upon your bare, tan-lined thighs >her draw drops >her legs tremble >her nose wriggles like bloodhound on the trail >she collapses to her knees, excreting a mixture of vaginal secretion and urine >she begins weeping >you begin screaming, cowering in fear, your semi-erect, half-flaccid weewee stuck on the underside of toilet seat and the front of the bowl >panic sets in, you jump up only to be betrayed by your tangled jockstrap and lulu lemon running shorts >your wiener slips in between the seat and the front of the bowl >your entanglement forces you to slam back down on the toilet seat, immediately crushing your meat like a cheap ziplocked steak being tenderized >a howling, deep squeal bursts out from your puckered lips >hearing the commotion, your wife rushes across the house to address what is transpiring in her own castle >she stands in the doorway, her mouth begins to open as she stares, like a doe in headlights >the screen fades to black, the music stops, and the credits roll

Sitting on the toilet, in the zone. My wife's friend is loud and I can still faintly hear her which is disappointing. I hear a knock on the door and I shout "yeah" which is a universal sign that someone is in the bathroom. It's her and she asks "Oh are you in the bathroom?" That's a stupid question because she's talking to me through the bathroom door, so I say "no" sarcastically. She opened the door. I was supposed to replace the lock last week because it's a button lock and about 50% of the time it looks locked and isn't. I really should have. Why would she open the door? How dumb can a human be?

@ExtremeBlitz__ 2026 is gonna be my year!

🎄 #重音テト #KasaneTeto

@TopGyaru It's me. I am the generation of men.

@asimbawe He looks so sad

@messedupfoods Why did X yank this post from my TL and make me go looking for it?

@juandieguinchi Just a couple days ago I I brought down my wishlist from 250 to slightly more than 100 and then further down to about 80. First couple cuts are hard but after a while it gets so easy and satisfying. Like those soap cutting/ hydraulic press videos.

all the replies are like this i'm not even joking