Esme Dench

@Luskamc oi- qual a seu nome? Voce goSTOSO

I will never understand how the British public are more angry at peaceful protestors trying to save our planet than the Government that is actively contributing to the decline of it.

my notes app on my phone has seen me at my worst

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

Me randomly deciding to leave the club without telling anyone twitter.com/mickeywon234/s…

If I pour out too much cereal, I'll tip some back in the box but then imagine it telling the other cereal what horror awaits outside, and it fills me with genuine guilt.

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

There is no way this doesn't make you feel proud to be British. There is just no one who does this better than us. What scenes. Elizabeth the Great deserved nothing less. #QueensFuneral

These lads were faultless - such a difficult duty carried out impeccably

I hate long distance friendships, I JUST WANNA SEE MY GIRLS CMON

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

There are no vegan men, just..

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

why would i finish a thought when i could start a new more exciting one