FinanciallyCodependently

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FinanciallyCodependently

FinanciallyCodependently

@FCodependently

professional noob

Katılım Mayıs 2022
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Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy
Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy@Mid30sManhattan·
I demand to know who roofied my 9th Negroni
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Syed Noman Amjad (SNA)
Syed Noman Amjad (SNA)@syednomanamjad·
Found the opposite of sugar daddy! 🙂
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Degen CPA
Degen CPA@DrewVento·
Ranking different groups of white people: A tier - Drug doers B tier - Fitness people, Nerds, Alternatives C tier - Anime fans, Artists, Drug Dealers, Academics D tier - Sports fans, Children, Animal lovers F tier - Swifties, Disney adults, Tech enthusiasts, Influencers, The Elderly
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Sunk Cost Pharisee
Sunk Cost Pharisee@Liamjsm·
That Chinese peptide you’re all taking raises your resting heart rate by 5-10 bpm? Seems like a pretty major side effect, especially since you’re all already taking adderall
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
May this kind of love find me
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katie 🏳️‍⚧️
katie 🏳️‍⚧️@windsockgirl·
guy who pronounces testicles like a greek name
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ElBuni
ElBuni@therealbuni·
Un tipo armo una app para dejar de estar todo el dia en internet Cada cierto tiempo te aparece un gato gordo y te tapa toda la pantalla para que no puedas ver nada kjj
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Brandon Luu, MD
Brandon Luu, MD@BrandonLuuMD·
Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology. Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested. Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel. Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.
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Deniis🪐
Deniis🪐@ALEXAGY0·
one time I applied for a job at a dispensary and I asked the boss if they had benefits and he said "free weed" and I was like what about health benefits and he was like "free medical weed"
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FinanciallyCodependently@FCodependently·
@rjswzr @AspersionCaster The strings (there for removal and for checking to make sure the iud is still in the right place) were actually thicker and braided in the 70’s, wicking bacteria into the uterus, causing disease & infertility. IUDs still suffering from that stigma. Strings are monofilament now
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Micheal D
Micheal D@micheal_ws18·
What’s a gym hack you wish you knew earlier?
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trap dad
trap dad@dude_gang·
trying to Shazam a bird call
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FinanciallyCodependently@FCodependently·
@Zygocel @theescarletgrey 😭 most women irl just want someone generally healthy…emotionally too. Don’t stress about the minutiae of facial symmetry or whatever. Leave that to the computers
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Zygocel
Zygocel@Zygocel·
@theescarletgrey “Peak male physique” and it’s prime tom welling. If somebody had this body with an average face you’d all be repulsed
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Grace
Grace@gracecamille_·
middle-aged woman i got stuck behind at the orchid show scanned every orchid with a flower identifier app. every single time it said “orchid”
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Weapon 𝕏
Weapon 𝕏@HellRaz0r1776·
An army of lesbians is called a Militia Etheridge
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S4VR
S4VR@ADangerousBia·
@yosoymario91 benefits of caffeinemaxxing for an adhd-ist: absolutely nothing. side effects: death
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yosoymario@yosoymario91·
Benefits of caffeinemaxxing: - life is beautiful - resting heart rate 600bpm - you feel alive - work seems bearable - increased concentration - ability to see sounds - confidence boost
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FinanciallyCodependently@FCodependently·
@yosoymario91 My pcp said there’s no upper daily limit and it’s good for the liver when i practically begged her to rein me in
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Keifer
Keifer@DannyVegito·
Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it
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