Jacob White

My brother @EthanFBoley and I have been wondering if the Chicago Bears sucking has led to more crime in Chicago. Well, I did the math: Since 2004, the Chicago Bears being terrible at football has contributed to 837 excess homicides in the City of Chicago. Methodology below ⬇️

@ihatethiskid @LizzyMcAlpine thoughts?

Is anyone else going to release music this year

All 21 songs from Noah Kahan's 'The Great Divide' simultaneously chart on the Hot 100.

@DerekNotJeter Be the bigger man. Don’t say anything

Girl that I took to a date party, then unfollowed me on everything, and now has a boyfriend is next to me at the bar rn. Do I take an outrageous shot? What’s the play here?

The St. Louis Cardinals have the same record as the Los Angeles Dodgers

Sim Bro, Ball Knower, Whale.

just used my mcdonald’s points to redeem snapchat+

@ihatethiskid Story time?????

Got mogged by him once at Live Oak in Nashville

@ihatethiskid With no plans to return through at least October, per sources. Just brutal

Allegiant ended its direct flight from Nashville to Peoria so I will never see my loved ones ever again

I have a new lottery proposal… - worst record gets the 1st pick - 2nd worst record gets the 2nd pick - 3rd worst record gets the 3rd pick - 4th worst record gets the 4th pick - 5th worst record gets the 5th pick - 6th worst record gets the 6th pick - 7th worst record gets the 7

@Sherman_FFB Yeah that’s such a tough range in the draft right now. Think I slightly prefer Fields, gets 3rd round draft capital, hope they throw him some goal line fades and he falls into the endzone 4-6 times this year, gives you a few usable weeks

First BBM draft in the books. Back to fundamentals Dontayvion Wicks was textbook definition of a “panic pick”. Would “Malachi Fields” or “Chris Brazzell” have been better?

@JasonMoore Jets?

I'm working on the stats for the UDK going team by team right now and... holy hell... how does anyone get the #1 pick away from the Miami Dolphins in 2027? They don't have a team.

@cevangelista413 @CouldBeTheMove

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

First Draft of the year. Rashee should be a 1/2 turn pick Loveland 15 picks past ADP 📈 The Price is Right 🤑 Gonna have a lot of fun early on with some of these prices.

@The_Gildz Luis Lara time?

Anyone remember Jackson Chourio? Me neither.

start drafting

**clearing space on my shelf for the Fell-For-It-Again Award** there's just no way Josh Downs doesn't play in 2WR sets this year. His only competition for snaps is Nick Westbrook-Ikhine

If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch

@taketheunderzet Really excited to see how the Washington/Meyers stuff plays out. I think I currently have them back to back in my rankings

First draft in the books. We are so freaking back

@adamlevitan @DraftKings Appreciate the info, Adam. Note I am still a corporate underling so those contests are a bit above my weight class. Shoutout $5 drafts

@FF_JacobWhite Expecting soon. And expecting the @DraftKings flagship to be bigger than $15M total prize pool, fwiw

I don't want to alarm anyone. But Best Ball contests for the 2026 NFL season are live. And so are our rankings, which you can upload directly to the sites: establishtherun.com/etrs-top-300-f…