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@mckenzielaw Wow campus looks like shit glad Kevin made right choice👍🏼

I spent last week in Clemson visiting family, revisiting my hometown, and helping launch my daughter as a freshman. Guskiewicz’s image and Clemson’s official announcement were everywhere: on screens outside Death Valley, inside academic buildings, and in the main dining hall. Clemson plainly expected him to come. In the end, I am glad he is staying at Michigan State. Clemson does not need a president who treats accepting the leadership of a major public university like entering the transfer portal or waiting until National Signing Day to change his mind. Clemson is a Tier 1 research institution, a land-grant university, and one of South Carolina’s most important civic assets. It needs a serious president who understands that accepting Clemson’s presidency is an honor rather than a placeholder, a negotiating tactic, or a decision to revisit 40 days after acceptance.

@NotConnorCook18 Wow this is fucking terrible good work👍🏼

My proposed conference realignment and playoff format

@MSUFanJay @iheartcamward Name 3 songs

@iheartcamward As long im there with you Cam Ward

Have an extra ticket to Morgan Wallen July 24 Ann Arbor if anyone is interested dm me!!!

@CBSBrenton Hope she knows I’m thinking about her

Alex Morgan doesn’t lose that game. I’ll tell you that much.

President gets our star players red card lifted, Belgium doesn’t start KDB, Doku, or Lukaku, and we get our ass kicked in

@MichaelToro340 @CBSBrenton Ugly ass dog. I’d punt that fucker.

@CBSBrenton Why isn’t our great patriot Frank Woodsum playing?

New giggleshitter in the family

Are we in ranked lobbies?

@chapelfowler Youre gonna stay in that locker till I tell you its time to come out. No tweets. No replies. No retweets. You belong to me now.

After Kevin Guskiewicz was hired as Clemson’s next president on May 27, I asked him if he viewed Clemson as a long-term fit: “That’s certainly our goal … It’s a place we hope we will be at for many, many years.” Just over a month later, he’s decided to stay put at Michigan State

@DarkoStateNews @FrankWoodsum paid for this

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@TheHair_Tweetz Dude😂😂😂😂 how fucking dare he??? What a loser🤣🤣🤣🤣 Didn’t he know Alvin Ellis was around??😈😈😈

Flops in a Nashville bar. On 4th of July. #shrink the fuck out of this.

Finally saved up enough bread to buy my babygirl Chris Brown tickets. She gon be front row with her best friend❤️❤️❤️

Use this tweet as your reminder to wake up and lock the fuck in. Fourth weekend is fun but those doors aren’t going to knock themselves. Anyone in metro Detroit who isn’t ugly and knows how to talk and wants to make 5-10k this summer. Message me. Looking to build out a team.

@iJordanMoore Delete right fucking now

Playoff wins at MetLife stadium over the last 15 years: Norway: 1 Jets: 0

@MrBeast 3,234,678

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

@DETszn @nsitto2 Add me to iso jerv. Urgent.

@nsitto2 🤷‍♂️his choice, his agents have played a horrible hand

Are we just going to wait all summer for this man?

Order that Jersey mikes sub just the wake you like it. Make it a giant too. Then break no contact with your ex in the parking lot. Just text her. She’s waiting.

@FIDLERGOAT Been a while since you post. What gives?

One year ago today you were out on your exes boat. Her dad loved you. Always made sure you had a beer in hand. You were supposed to go on a fishing trip with him this summer. Won’t be happening anymore. You’re out of the picture. But her new man? He’s on that boat right now.

@SmartHobbes2087 @GrimlockOU

@FIDLERGOAT @GrimlockOU

A year ago today at 9:53 pm I was having sex with my ex on her boat and today at 9:53 I’m watching the world series of poker main event in my basement