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@emily_tweets Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

I need your best Chuck Norris jokes immediately

@RealDonKeith Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes. If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies.

My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

The first criminal case of streaming fraud where a North Carolina musician who used AI to make songs, then streamed them billions of times himself making $8 million

Chuck was an icon. I am grateful that I was able to work with him in multiple ways over the years, from promoting fitness to sharing the screen together. He was a badass, in real life and in Hollywood. His legend will be with us forever. My thoughts are with his family.

While Trump cuts taxes for billionaires, @VanHollenForMD and I want to cut them for working families. Our bill cuts taxes for millions of middle-class Americans — paid for by asking millionaires to pay their fair share. Families deserve a break, not more handouts to the wealthy.

Elon Musk is an extremely skilled propagandist.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

California is proof you don’t have to choose between a strong economy and clean energy. The world’s 4th largest economy has run on clean power 9 out of 10 days, while cutting greenhouse gas emissions 21% and growing 81%.

AI and data center companies are making billions off their technology. They should help pay for the power grid it runs on. That's what my AI Horizon Fund would do — protect ratepayers, homeowners, and seniors while building the infrastructure America needs to lead on AI.

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@CollinsforTX 🤥 Nice try. This capitol renovation project began before the Governor took office, is being led by the CA Legislature, and the Governor will not be in office when it is expected to be finished.

@CuriosityonX Children

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

Speaking about the deep contradictions in human nature, Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada said: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one barely use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about the relatives still in their lives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have a partner often fail to appreciate them. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the full complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one. The key to happiness is gratitude—to truly see and value what we already have, and to understand that somewhere, someone would give everything for what we take for granted.”

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

All men and women, especially Christians, are called to fix their gaze on those who suffer, on the pain of the lonely, and on those who are emarginated for various reasons, for without them we cannot build a just society. Only together can we build communities of solidarity capable of caring for everyone, in which wellbeing and peace can flourish for the benefit of all. Caring for the humanity of others helps us to live our own lives to the full.

Every week of 2026 has felt like this 😅

Damn. What an opportunity for Heinz to do something crazy like sponsor the Steeler's Stadium or something.