NurseMiaAPRN

Went for a walk with some owls this morning

@RO_MYBI No it's good, They keep each other company while your gone.

Necesito hablar con alguien que tenga más de 1 gato. Tengo 1 y estoy por adoptar otro. Es una locura?

@HustleBitch_ Ambien

🚨 TIGER WOODS DAZED AND CONFUSED — SLUMPS IN POLICE STATION — CAN’T SIT UP, CAN’T BLOW INTO BREATHALYZER Tiger Woods… barefoot, dazed, confused, barely able to function. This is resurfaced police station footage from Tiger Woods’ 2017 DUI arrest… and people can’t stop watching it. • Slurring his words while giving basic info • Struggling to sit upright in a chair • Leaning against walls just to stay balanced • Failing multiple sobriety tests • Unable to follow simple instructions Then it gets worse. During the breathalyzer test… an officer has to tell him: “Blow out… don’t suck in… blow out.” And at one point, when agreeing to a urine test, he asks: “How am I gonna hold it?” He even asks officers about taking off his “silver bracelets.” Let that sink in. One of the most elite athletes in the world… struggling to perform basic instructions. Moments earlier, he was found asleep at the wheel… his Mercedes still running… half in the road, half in a bike lane. And here’s the part that shocked everyone: • Breathalyzer: 0.00 • No alcohol involved • Later blamed a mix of prescription drugs Confused. Swaying. Unable to stand straight. At one point… he doesn’t even know where he is. This is 2017 footage… and now in 2026, it's happened all over again. Does this look like someone who should’ve been driving at all?

@txsalth2o cpap machine

Anyone have a magic hack to stop snoring? My husband does noes strips & mouth tape, we have white noise but still- he wakes me up, I shove ear plugs in, can still hear him & I start thinking about the all the other things I can do with the pillow…

@WallStreetApes We had a McDonalds at Tampa General.

This is very eye opening Medical Doctor Clay Moss “Come with me so I can show you what the cafeteria looks like at a well-respected hospital” Really think about this. Something is obviously very wrong And it’s not just the cafeteria, he points out so many things that don’t make sense

@AlBuffalo2nite every day

Am I the only one who’s getting phone calls about an underwriting a loan that I never applied for?

@Mr_Husky1 Magnags, magnets

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

@TheMG3D No way! Everyone knows Ai is a big bubble!

Remember they just paid 600 million for Ben Afflecks AI company.

@TheAfrocentricI I got "The Last Holiday"!

This is why I started collecting DVDs and Blu Rays again because this is just ridiculous.

@ThrillaRilla369 Aren't you a white girl? You should know.

At what age do women stop nagging about frivolous stuff? Asking for a friend

@springej971 @ThrillaRilla369 and retarded

@ThrillaRilla369 None, but we called everyone gay!

If you went to school in the 70s/80s/90s, how many kids did you know with gender dysphoria?

@ThrillaRilla369 Not shopping at Walmart anymore!

I didn't know! Tarantino explains Top Gun at a house party youtube.com/shorts/kZBcl2I… via @YouTube

@BBMagaMom sux

🚨BREAKING: President Trump is appointing Mark Zuckerberg to the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST). Zuckerberg will join the White House’s top science and technology advisory board alongside other tech leaders. What do you think about this pick? 🤨

@newstart_2024 so let's disenfranchise middle age people who are mostly supporting the young and old with out money and time. Why not let everyone keep their money so we don't have to support fraud, war and political grifters that sold us before we were even .

Jimmy Carr just dropped a radical rethink of taxes, education, and national wealth: - No tax for anyone under 30 → let young people keep every penny they earn and actually start their lives. - University should be free… but only for STEM fields that grow society (not a luxury item for 50% of kids). - Over 60? No tax either — stop pretending we can pay endless pensions with fewer young workers. - Sovereign wealth fund from UK oil, gas, wind farms, and mobile masts — assets that should belong to everyone, not just the Crown. On AI and the future: We need flexibility of thought. Old ideologies won’t cut it when everything changes. Why does everything have to come from taxing workers? Why not undercut Ireland on corporation tax, mine Bitcoin with idle power stations, or treat national resources as shared wealth? Do you think no-tax zones for the young and old + free STEM education could actually work? Or is this too radical for a country stuck in old thinking? Your take 👇

@RedWavePress If you don't know where you were born you shouldn't be voting.

PATHETIC: MS Now’s Joe Scarborough is getting TORCHED online after FALSELY claiming his wife and Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski could not VOTE if the SAVE America Act became law because she lost her birth certificate. “Mika not know where her original birth certificate is, which under the SAVE Act would get her kicked off the voters rolls, and then she’d have to come back and re-register and she would find out on election day that she could not vote.” “And by the way, don’t be skeptical. Seriously, she had no idea where she was born. She still doesn’t.” “But they’re really saying this Trump act will kick people off the voters roll. They’ll have to go back and they will have to find an original birth certificate or buy a passport, which a lot of people can’t even afford groceries now, and so it’s very deliberate attempt to kick people off the rolls.”

@Mr_Husky1 Don't let him get life insurance policy on you.

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@GrantSlatton It's true. Get a second opinion.

insane that we tolerate living in a society where you can go see one dentist and he's like "ya u have 13 cavities, will be $4000 to fix them all" then see another and he's like "that guy was full of shit and trying to scam you, you're fine" ???

@Notwokenow @JackStr42679640 plus their chocolate is made in a lab now

Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

@Sassafrass_84 @thewriterme Lord have mercy!

The democrats are promoting this on fb as the dream team. Can you imagine? It's the temu administration.

@RamonaM2025 but how can they be the same person and alive at the same time ?

Nice catch… but are they angels or something else😜? Who wrote the stories after all..?