FSDItaly

al super al banco carne due muslim ciabattati mi si avvicinano e chiedono se la confezione di macinato che hanno in mano è solo bovino o mix bovino/suino. li aiuto volentieri, leggo "bovino/suino" e spiego: puro bovino.

@jequesindinero Io consumo molto più in estate che in inverno.

Llego al cargador con 8% de batería desde el 100%. 272 km conducidos usando 92% de batería. Al 100% de uso apenas llega a 300 km. Lo que gasta en verano es brutal. Os pasa a los que tenéis Tesla? Tesla Model 3 SR Highland de hace un año.

🔥🇨🇳 Tesla will soon launch the Model Y Performance in China, according to certification details from China’s Ministry of Industry and Information Technology (MIIT). ✅ The vehicle features a brand-new “TL2” rear motor rated at 291 kW, 40 kW more than the “3D3” motor used in U.S. and EU-built Model Y Performance vehicles. ✅ The combined nominal motor output is 467 kW (176 + 291), equivalent to 626 hp. Actual power output will be limited by the battery’s maximum output.

NOTIZIE DALL’ITALIA PER TESLA FSD 🇮🇹 Servedio Gaetano direttore generale presso il Ministero delle Infrastrutture e dei Trasporti Italiano, dopo averlo contatto su LinkedIn e averlo interrogato sulla questione Tesla FSD mi ha risposto. In sintesi sembrerebbe che Tesla abbia inviato la documentazione e la richiesta di omologazione FSD in Italia solo qualche giorno fa. Il Sig. Servedio dichiara che la documentazione è in gestione presso il proprio ufficio e che sono in fase di analisi. Finalmente! Sono sicuro che tutto andrà per il meglio! Se la conversazione continua, vi aggiorno! @teslaeurope @Teslarati #FSD @matteosalvinimi @mitgov_it @Teslahubs

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@elonmusk @ImLeoLam

Our internal assessment is that Grok 4.5 is roughly comparable to Opus 4.7, but much faster. The combination of capability, faster speed and lower cost is what makes it competitive. We are closing the loop on real-world usefulness, not benchmarks. Hardcore engineers at Tesla & SpaceX find Grok 4.5 genuinely useful, which is what actually matters.

@BetaProfiles È un bug, a me funziona regolarmente

iOS 27 Beta 3 vs. iOS 27 Beta 2: New Depth Effect When Opening Notification Center.

@Mattlinn01 @ImLeoLam

Ford EV peeps… Spotted over on Reddit. Apple CarPlay EV routing WITH preconditioning. This is on a 2021 Mach-E too!

My wife took my car to work and said she hit a curb today. I went to look. 😢

@JonBbC_TechGeek Grazie per quello che fai. Mi piacerebbe poterlo provare nel centro di Roma. Chissà se mai arriverà

Woohoo 🥳 I just finished pulling an all-nighter to get this v14 Lite drive in downtown Chicago released for ya’ll. Ok. I lied. I slept for 2.5 hours. 🫠 This is surely no comparison to the dedicated Tesla developers who no doubt pulled off many more all-nighters than me. 🙇‍♂️ 🙇‍♂️ Thank you, again, @Tesla_AI, for all of your hard work! V14 Lite is amazing. Ship it! Uploading the video now… And huge shoutout to @tnertz for filming with me. Here’s a preview: (VOLUME UP!! 🔊 🔊 🔊 )

@_JulianoRossi @edgecase411 Se dalla dashcam riesci a vedere il cartello il problema non è la telecamera ma del software

@edgecase411 I honestly think this is more a limitation of the 1.2MP camera than the FSD model itself. It just can't see that far away.

AI3 V14 lite not quite as intelligent as AI4 V14. Here it doesn’t stop for construction worker directing one way traffic with hand held stop sign. Important safety metric

Ottimo lavoro a tutto il team @Tesla_AI, chissà se noi europei lo vedremo mai in azione @teslaeurope

@gardopard Mah guarda io sono del settore e a meno che non devi fare un installazione molto laboriosa ti sta bastonando.

@JonBbC_TechGeek Non credo

5 days before FSD v14 Lite is released for HW3 vehicles. 💥‼️

Elon Musk just proved that ownership in America is a legal fiction. Musk: “You get taxed on what you earn, you get taxed on what you buy, and you get taxed on what you own.” Think about what property tax actually means. You worked for decades. Paid it off in full. The deed is in your name. Stop paying the government its annual fee. Watch them take it and sell it to someone who will. You never owned that house. You were leasing it from an entity you never signed a contract with. Income tax tells the same truth in softer packaging. The government does not take a portion of your earnings. They decide how much of your own labor you are permitted to keep. That is not semantics. It is a confession of who the system believes your time belongs to first. Sales tax buries itself in the receipt. Two people exchange value voluntarily. A third party who contributed nothing takes a cut simply for allowing it to happen. Now stack all three. Taxed when you create. Taxed when you spend. Taxed when you hold. Taxed again when you die and try to pass it to your children. At no point in that cycle does the system recognize your output as yours. Because money is not an abstraction. It is crystallized human lifespan. Every dollar taxed is an hour you already lived, already bled for, already gone. The state is not managing an economy. It is claiming dominion over time you will never get back. And spending it on systems you never asked for and actively oppose. The institution extracting all of it faces zero obligation to perform. A contractor who delivers nothing gets fired. A bureaucracy that burns through trillions gets a budget increase the next fiscal year. SpaceX pays taxes to the agencies that obstruct its launches. Tesla funds the regulators drafting rules to shield its competitors. The builders are not subsidizing government. They are financing their own friction. The tax code is 74,000 pages long. Not because the economy demands it. Because the extraction had to be buried in enough complexity that you would stop asking who it was designed to protect. The past belonged to the people who taxed the world. The future belongs to the people who build it.

@JonBbC_TechGeek Secondo me assolutamente no, forse per la fine dell’anno

Within 11 days Tesla will release FSD v14 Lite for HW3 vehicles. 💥

Tesla per favore riporta la model 3 RWD Premium LFP in Europa. @Tesla @teslaeurope @elonmusk

New Tesla Supercharger: L'Aquila, Italy (8 stalls) tesla.com/en_eu/findus?l…

@tieko251264 Io ne faccio passare e ne passo quando me lo chiedono perché ho due cose. Che ognuno si faccia la sua fila

Nuovo livello di utilitarismo raggiunto ieri al super, mi ero dimenticato di scriverlo. Faccio passare una povera vecchietta distintissima, e lei "Pino! vieni che il signore gentile ci fa passare" e aveva un carrello pieno. Ma non vi vergognate ? Boh io non so.

@marco_box @avila92796 Io sarei comunque in questura, l’idiota all’obitorio nella cella frigo

@avila92796 Nel mio caso, sarei in questura e l'idiota in rianimazione.

Tu con la barba saliresti sul tetto della mia macchina e scenderesti in quel modo? Non penso proprio.