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Mike Norvell is ruining my life

Every single thing we do is done poorly. @SeminoleAlford you’re doing a terrible job and the fact that you never face the public is pathetic. You’re a coward of a human.

@BFW Bowling Green is wacky

Fuck I forgot chapel hill

Top 7 coolest town names in college football 1 Stillwater 2 College Station 3 State College 4 Chestnut Hill 5 college Park 6 Palo Alto 7 Coral Gables

“This doesn’t have to be the last soccer you watch for four years.” Buddy, you ain’t the boss of me.

Greatest country in the world 🇺🇸 God Bless America and The Florida State Seminoles

This type of immersive broadcast intro could never happen today because it’d require Kirk Herbstreit to shut the fuck up

@clay_fink Bud’s always been like this. This was his response when I criticized the way he covered FSU back when I was a student there

@MattCla94774883 @Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @USFFootball @brianhartline Bigger pastures

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @USFFootball @brianhartline You have him for 1 year before he transfers for bigger pastures, and a bigger payday. Why even re ruin high schoolers. Let someone else develop players and then buy them. This is the way.

BREAKING: Four-Star QB Kevin Verpaele has Committed to USF, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’3 205 QB decommitted from Pitt yesterday He’s ranked as a Top 3 QB in Florida in the 2027 Rivals300 on3.com/rivals/kevin-v…

Another 3+ loss season for Mario Cristobal and the Miami Hurricanes. This is their 22nd consecutive season with at least 3 losses.

@RenegadeReport1 @nole_atl Explain the math here

@nole_atl I love the trolls but The Canes got back 100++++++ Million value out of that an amazing ROI.

Name a worse ROI ever

@BarstoolBigCat You were kinda hard on crime tonight but I don’t think Ben cared at all. He’s such a bad guy but I just can’t look away.

I’m going to bed after the game. Tate has a plan for the #ShreveportBreadWar Files and I trust Tate. Mintzy on the other hand is a moron and I guarantee the story is going to suck ass. But hey. That’s life in the Mintzy business right? No one to blame but myself

@FBIMiamiFL Narcs

Yesterday, it was “All about the U” at FBI Miami when a group of University of Miami football players spent some time at our office to learn about FBI careers and to get an inside look at our capabilities. The FBI actively recruits former college athletes as they possess many of the skills we are looking for in agents, including fitness, discipline, and teamwork. Here, part of the team is with firearms instructor SA Penn during a tour of our gun vault. Learn more: fbijobs.gov

@UF Looks like a moron

Dr. Stuart Bell has been unanimously recommended by UF’s Presidential Search Committee as the sole finalist for consideration by the Board of Trustees to serve as the University of Florida’s 14th president. news.ufl.edu/2026/05/presid…

@UF Nice going idiots

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@JoshPateCFB @TJ_Pittinger @FDSportsbook No one cares pussy

FSU’s o/u win total is 6.5 I asked @FDSportsbook sources what it would be if they played Florida’s schedule Not good

@TaylorLewan77 You beat women

Mario Cristobal would never let this happen in his facility.

Scum bag organization in Coral Gables

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @CanesFootball @CoachDawson_UM @dtrain2901 @coach_cristobal @israelabramsqb7 Anus

BREAKING: Class of 2028 QB Knox Annis has Committed to Miami, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’3 205 QB from Jacksonville, FL chose the Hurricanes over Tennessee and Auburn “All Glory to God!!”
 on3.com/rivals/knox-an…

I stand by this statement 100%. Unreal second half of the season from Luke Loucks and our Noles.

Florida State is a better basketball team than anyone on the bubble right now

10/10 cleats