Shane Gillis-Alexander

Alright, fuck it, I’m out of here. If you’re still here and see this, come find me on blue sky. Bdreynolds.bsky.social. I’ll leave this up for a few days.

@CarpetBomber007 @JasonMcKinney45 @GeorgeDunham @gordonkeith @junior_miller Clinging to a crackhead as a model of a good conservative. That tracks

@JasonMcKinney45 @GeorgeDunham @gordonkeith @junior_miller Yes, very disappointed to find out how libtard most of the Ticket hosts are. I guess they are the press and media too and that has been taken over by the left. Now Greggo on the other hand is a good conservative.

Hearing @GeorgeDunham claim to be a conservative is the funniest thing on the Ticket in the last 20 years. Replay it at 8:40. @gordonkeith @junior_miller

I applaud @GeorgeDunham for his courage and definitely thinks this deserves its own @TheMusersPod episode, although I fear @gordonkeith may have to hear “fart” again

@checkdgafmeter please tell me you’re gonna get @NotJackKemp saying “why is this D big?” from today’s birthdays Signed, A mentally 12 year old 50 year old

@American__Sam @EricTrump @snooze06155136 @Trump @realDonaldTrump Exactly, bloated and a monument to nothing but himself, or simple and effective. Excellent point

@EricTrump @snooze06155136 @Trump @realDonaldTrump There’s probably no better contrast which visually represents their two presidencies.

🚨 FIRST LOOK: The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is officially here. Over the past six months, I have poured my heart and soul into this project with my incredible team at @Trump. This landmark on the water in Miami, Florida will stand as a lasting testament to an amazing man, an amazing developer, and the greatest President our Nation has ever known. 🇺🇸 These images have never been seen by the public — until today. Enjoy! trumplibrary.org

@BSG not sure if anyone pointed it out to you, but the story you posted about the Tony Buzbee case has a small Wise County tie-in. The boy’s grandfather is Marcus Simpson, 1993 Decatur grad. Not sure if his mom went there or not.

Well I guess we definitely know the answer to whether @NotJackKemp could kick present-day Chuck Norris’s ass now

@badkaratemovie any chance of a Doug Sahm/Augie Meyers Flat the Five in honor of Augie, or were they not really on your radar?

@CashSports what was that mayo that you mentioned on the show last week?

Someone needs to buy this poster for @bracketdan’s den

@checkdgafmeter @bracketdan @NotJackKemp @BJ_owns @thedumbzone Another reason Bluesky > X lol

@FWADP1 @bracketdan @NotJackKemp @BJ_owns @thedumbzone ooooh. lol it's a shame it's not visible without expanding. i'm slow. that is great.

This Meta AI suggestion for the video of @bracketdan naming the states surrounding Arizona is the tits, as the kids say. @NotJackKemp @BJ_owns @thedumbzone

@gordonkeith @junior_miller there’s a local comedic sports podcast I listen to, something about an area that’s not smart, & they have a guy that talks esports at times who says these guys are pretty much done by their mid-to-late 20s bc of the coordination and reflexes needed

Going through storage and found a Playboy from 2002. Nothing special, but look what’s coming next month @NotJackKemp

@bracketdan @NotJackKemp @BJ_owns @thedumbzone I’m a week behind on the pod so I don’t know if anyone’s sent this to y’all yet

@gordonkeith there’s a crazy old guy that’d drive around in an old F150 that had a Godzilla hood ornament and a thousand other things glued to the exterior. He’d ask anyone that gave him a chance “have you seen my dashhound?” and then point to the chihuahua sitting on his dash

Thank you @ElectBondar for always reminding me I can skip the commercials on the Ticket. Nothing like professing your love for God and a pedophile in the same ad

@NoMoreMisteaks @thedumbzone I negate Tim Timothy’s vote @thedumbzone. I do love the original but the new one gets me pumped up for that initial ad break

@thedumbzone You are correct, Blake. I miss the original theme every day.

*stringy, not strong

@MikeSirois just getting around to Tuesday’s stream. Found something you’d love at HEB: cheddarella string cheese. It’s strong and creamy like mozzarella but has the flavor notes of cheddar. Made by CheeseHeads

If this isn’t on @thedumbzone tomorrow, I will be sorely disappointed. You can have YOUR NAME flown in space AROUND THE FUCKING MOON @NotJackKemp @BJ_owns @bracketdan