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Me anytime Bitcoin pumps $800 after being down $46,000 from its all time high

Can someone please explain to me like I'm five exactly what happened to men being masculine?

@grant_melson It's not that he has the money in a vault like Scrooge McDuck, it's Net Worth, as in all his companies combined = Net Worth

Can’t believe this guy’s goal is to hoard a $10T net worth. I would think with all that wealth, he would use it to help people more. Like ending deaths in car accidents, or providing affordable transport for everyone, or offering internet to isolated people groups or something.

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@kit_sats I like red

Bitcoin conviction is easy when it’s green

There are rumors that Elon Musk may be exploring a takeover of the bankrupt Spirit Airlines, with ambitious plans to revolutionize the air travel experience. Imagine the possibilities: Optimus humanoid robot flight attendants, seamless Starlink connectivity, AI-powered travel planning, frictionless payments through X, and door-to-door service with Robotaxi. What do you think? @elonmusk

May the 4th be with you

We breathed secondhand smoke in restaurants, chewed on Lead-painted toys, and dodged steel lawn darts for fun, yet we're still here watching this generation cry over gluten.

Why am I this old and just now seeing this? 🍻😎 H/t @realcruisecup

ELON MUSK: "It is time for the woke mind virus to die."

This guy is always on some side quest

@TheBTCTherapist 2% !!

WE JUST BROKE $80,000 SOUND ALL THE ALARMS BEARS ARE GETTING F#CKED

@CuriosityonX Of course Elon riding up on his Starship

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

I wish I could send this to my dog 😂

This statue was hilarious to see in person, and Trump is totally trolling the left with it.

ok your best tip to lose 10 pounds

@spoonmvn @WatcherGuru 1% pumps be like

@WatcherGuru What is this new trend of posting 1 minute charts? Are you guys that desperate for a pump?

JUST IN: $2,350 $ETH

I mean... 🤣