@confusionm8trix I've soul-read you now and two things: (1) Kevin McDermott from 4th grade home room was only mean to you because he had a crush on you (2) See Mel Brooks' best (but least-known) movie "The Twelve Chairs"
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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not
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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not
@Faber_Indeed
A basic homo the whole family will love. ☭
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I can’t explain what I want to watch tonight but does anyone want to soul read the core of my being and recommend me a movie
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@PAHoyeck He needs to turn it on its head
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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not retweetledi
@yan_qing35527 I was wondering why wet cement keeps bubbling up through the crack in my driveway! Now I understand
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If you're a dialectical materialist, then you are an idealist. Sorry, not sorry.
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@rhoslcfan69 @desivirgil Agree!
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@desivirgil This greatest SNL sketch of all time
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@Gr33nOnions I just want there to be an East Germany again. Is that too much to ask?
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Everything is nostalgia slop. I don't want to grow up, I don't want to build the future. I want to go backwards, I want to be kid again, I want to be in the womb where it's safe. I don't want to grow, I want to melt away into memories
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i don’t care how advanced technology gets, i want one of these in my kitchen to put sex and the city CDs in
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@TheRealJChubby What does she do with her trash now?
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I have an aunt who got Dave Ramsay pilled and she canceled her city trash pick up service to save like $30 a month and to this day that is the most insane thing I have heard in terms of stupid shit people to do to fix their finances.
Back-Up Tambourine Player@UpTambourine
Has anyone asked Dave Ramsay what to do when the vehicles in your price range all have 225k+ miles on them or have no engines at all?
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@turdducken @bmerrell34 @Brocklesnitch This seems like a very small community of people. These must be Catholics or Anglicans
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@Faber_Indeed @bmerrell34 @Brocklesnitch upper-middle, upper class people w city money. no one in that set cares if youre gay. the crude tell between 'closeted, or southern dandy?' is are they blue blood. bible belt vs charleston or new orleans or houston etc etc is quite different
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@turdducken @bmerrell34 @Brocklesnitch But how do you know these men are straight? I've known many married men like this, some with lots of kids, but then later many come out of the closet. In the Bible Belt where I grew up you had to marry or have a girl to be marginally accepted. Of course you denied being gay
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@Faber_Indeed @bmerrell34 @Brocklesnitch 'gayness' is very culturally dependent though flattened by US mass media yet there are very much in the south straight guys who have affected lisps and talk w their hands and love musical theater (theyre always white, the effeminacy is an old class signifier)
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@BinaryBarkode @Jay2Goat_ Yeah, if we use your premises (not mine), and we arrive at a conclusion you don't like, sorry, that's a you problem
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What do Christians actually believe in nowadays genuinely?
LT Jonathan Kendrick@PlisskenPatriot
“Past a certain age, a man who still has empathy for the homeless can be a bad thing.”
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@Oberon48 @GDRvisuals It's on the other side of the room
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Women relaxing in the communal room of a workers dormitory, 1974.
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@meathead @TomOwens67 you're supposed to shake the mustard, not stand there and shake yourself
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Hello? French’s? Can you make your mustard so the first squirt isn’t all water?
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@facetedcarapace Thank you!
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@Faber_Indeed You shouldn't worry about your parents but you should remind them to get up and stretch and walk around a bit on long flights or train rides.
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Sounds like the older person on long trip -> DVT -> pulmonary embolism pipeline strikes again. Older people who took long bus rides or trains into the city would show up weekly in our ER at my old hospital.
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Lindsey Graham died after experiencing chest pain at his Washington, D.C., residence and later going into cardiac arrest after returning from Ukraine. — WaPo/BNO
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@turdducken @facetedcarapace I see! Thank you, I will definitely do that
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@Faber_Indeed @facetedcarapace circulation is restricted from sitting down so long, clots get worse. ask your parents to take a walk to the bathroom every hour
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@LariskaPargitay @CapJSheridan @TehWonderkitty Your friend might accumulate enough $$ eventually to be able to replicate capital and not need to be a wage worker. A lower-paid wage worker can't do this. Still, the fact that you are friends is a sociological reflex of the fact that you belong to the same basic class
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@LariskaPargitay @CapJSheridan @TehWonderkitty I think it's important to acknowledge that in real life people can straddle class boundaries and it's all ultimately a continuum. Class membership is fuzzy at the boundaries, and people at the boundaries can cross in either direction, but the theoretical construct is still valid
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No. See. This is bad. We can't let them divide us. If your income comes from a WAGE, hourly or salary, you are working class.
Jane Coaston 🏔️@janecoaston
see, I think "working class" should mean nail techs and waitresses (and baristas), but the way the term is wielded in politics -- that's... not what it means.
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@bmerrell34 @turdducken @Brocklesnitch Yes, exactly! I can't tell you the number of times growing up I would hear "He's NOT gay! He sings in the choir at our CHURCH!"
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One thing I'm grateful for about my parents: they cared a great deal about me and my well-being, but never cared about or tried to monitor what I read. I read a great deal, and most of it was not intended for children
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