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I haven't had a drink since 2022. I'm paying my student loans and planning my trip to Japan.

@PopCrave All of Young Money is just a bunch of crybabies. Just hootin' and hollerin' about accolades and opportunities he didn't work for. Does he even know that you have to submit your own work to the Grammy committee? I can't...

Lil Wayne says he is “uninvited & uninvolved” every year with events like Coachella & the GRAMMYs: “It’s truly a humbling experience”

Talk that talk youtu.be/qnjhYsU4ST0?si…

A husband kills his wife and people are feeling sorry for the husband because he was "not in a good place." RIP Dr. Cerina Fairfax, fuck that POS murderer!

They swear this poor lady was trying to “take him for everything” when the divorce docs stated SHE was paying all the bills including the mortgage. Fix your misogyny & sexism biases for 2026 please. Y’all have no $$$ to fight over…

gnome show pilot is out! hope you like it💚

When Mustard pump faked Drake‘s verse on ‘Crew Love’ and played ‘Like That’ 😭

I just saw a post where a Girl said, A random kid just hugged me at the mall. He must have been about 8. He gave me a tight hug, smiled at me, said "thank you", and walked away. Me to his mom: Wow, you have a really friendly kid. Boy's mom: *visbly shocked* Uhm... no. He's autistic. He doesn't let just anyone near him. The last time he did that, it was to my sister, and she turned out to be pregnant. Anyway, I apologize on my son's behalf, bye now. Me:

@DijahSB It was very much high school "my friend wanna talk to you" energy. Just coming over to fuck up the vibes.

as a negrologist I can tell u that girl went to provoke ice spice and was just waiting for her to say something that gave her a reason to swing. ghetto intimidation 101 + opportunity for 5 seconds of clout

As a comedian you absolutely know the audience you’re curating as it grows, so that man is just pissed his shows are even more full of evil dumb republicans now and he is facing those same evil white laughs that sent his ass to Africa 20 years ago

I don’t particularly like Dakota Johnson, but she did put genuine fear in Ellen Degeneres’ eyes, so I have to respect that

@yungtinaheaux @LilJuMadeDaBeat

@LilJuMadeDaBeat Megan Monday? 👀

Grown ass men be too entitled. Get yo lazy ass up and do some work fuck nigga

Crying over this 911 audio of a 3 year old boy calling for his mom who fell and saying “also Graham is here” but the operator hears “Gram” as in grandma and says put her on the phone and the kid goes ok and then there’s prolonged silence, bc as per the comments this is Graham

I FOUND IT AGAIN

"Women 13-19 arent having kids anymore." First, those are children. Second, thats a good thing. Third, if you disagree. You need professional help! Hell 18 and 19 is still too young.

@valawakened I don’t think you all are happier, you’re tormented by people you don’t know in scenarios you make up in your head. You’re miserable.

Celia Cruz to be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

How to make Human Resources nervous.

femm’s concept was so cool - they were almost always in character as mannequins and were even wheeled on stage! i went to one of their final concerts, they were crying and accepting gifts 😭 one of my favorite groups, they were so fun!