Metal Finger 🤙 (Fake Jesus)

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Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…? A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families C: build 1,300 rural hospitals

@PlantRobinson My wife is a free bird. She still loves me.

This is one reason I never want to get married. Most men get married because they think they're entitled to a servant to do everything for them while they sit around and do nothing.

@BrianRoemmele Maybe I can create an OFs account. 🤣

The “Army Girl” is an AI OnlyF@Ns creation and some folks are throwing tons of money at “her”.

@herprettybones Not sure what soft blocking is. When I block somebody I just hit block.

Soft blocking is hilarious. Like just message me and be like, I hate you. Then we’re done with it.

@ProudSocialist 9 million against billions. 🤔

Ex-CIA analyst Larry Johnson just went on CNN in Turkey & spoke a truth the whole world needs to hear: “Israel wants all Arabs and Muslims to die. It’s possessed with this Zionist lie that it’s entitled to control the land from the Nile to the Euphrates. It is a fascist regime.”

@EricTrump Like father like son. Pathetic

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

@herotimeszero @MagicMark9 Japan's WTF moment.

When you realize America has 350 million people and they elected the dumbest one.

@iGreenGod Most of the time

Question of the day: Do you love yourself?

I find it harder to maintain real life friendships with people that bury their head in the sand

@MaRy_JaNe1209 It is a good place to connect with sane people.

I love how I spend the majority of my free time with strangers on the internet during the end times instead of people that I actually know, because everyone in real life is either oblivious or completely apathetic to what’s really going on. Meanwhile I’m over here losing my mind. I appreciate you, my internet friends. Thanks for understanding and being a virtual shoulder to lean on during this absolute shit show.

@EmmaScott 🤣

Establish dominance by following everyone with the same name as you and then replying "me too" every time they tweet.

@Partisan_12 @mousdrvr Yes. At least 66 percent. All the need is majority

FIVE TYPES OF AMERICAN POLITICIANS: 1. Bought by Israel 2. Blackmailed by Israel 3. Dual citizen of Israel 4. Scared to Death of Israel 5. Killed by Israel.

Since the liberation of Cuba in 1959 from US imperialism. The USA has bombed 25 countries, invaded 13 countries and killed at least 20m people. The 'evil' Cuba has bombed no one, invaded no one, and killed no one. ¡Viva Cuba!

How cool is this? youtube.com/shorts/_BFQauD…

@DoctorLemma Emotional contagion in action

Sixteen years ago, one man stood alone on a grassy hill at a music festival in Washington State, USA, and started dancing by himself. People glanced over and looked away. Some laughed. His roommate leaned in and warned him people were filming him. He did not stop. Then one stranger got up and joined him. Then another. Then the hillside tipped. Within minutes, hundreds of people were sprinting from across the field to be part of something that, thirty seconds earlier, had been one man being laughed at in a field. Someone filming from higher up the hill said quietly: "See what one man can do. One man can change the world." The clip spread across the internet in 2009. Entrepreneur Derek Sivers played it at a TED conference to explain how movements actually begin. Not with the first person brave enough to start, he argued, but with the first person willing to join them. Collin Wynter, the man dancing alone, later said he had no idea he had done anything special. He was just tired of watching everyone sit still.

No, we will never forget

@ImBreckWorsham Holy fuck! I knew it. The main question is who the hell would give him terrorism insurance? Must be a money laundering scheme.

Y'all might wanna start scrolling Indeed.

@JGordonBramer @elonmusk He has no connection to the suffering of the average American.

@elonmusk Must be very hard when you're a billionaire and everyone wants your money. I've had it just being middleclass.

So many phonies, so few who are the real deal

@CosmicCowboy 🤣

It wasn't always a religious neighborhood 🤠

@elonmusk Jesus Man! Like Israel has no empathy for Palestinians? Grow up, Elon.

Have empathy for the victims, not those who inflict pain on others